I really, really laughed hard at you saying you like the new Xoom, but you think iPads are a joke. LOL.
There is literally no difference whatsoever. Apple bandwagon hating at its finest.
You are VERY mistaken there. While I don't care for either, there are major differences between them that can be objectively (as well as others that are a bit more subjectively) defined:
1. The Xoom has a dual-core processor. the iPad does not
2. The Xoom runs Android. the iPad runs iOS4
3. The Xoom runs Android 3.0, which has a UI that was specifically crafted for tablets. the iPad has the same UI as the iPhone, just stretched and ever so slightly modified
4. The Xoom does not need to sync with iTunes or anything else or be physically connected to your computer. The app store is on the web and instantly syncs to your android devices
5. the Xoom supports adobe flash. the iPad does not
6. The Xoom has full support for multitasking. the iPad does not (though because of this, the iPad would probably have a little bit better life. Note that the iPad also does indeed have some multitasking, just not on the same level as Android)
7. The Xoom supports acting as a wifi hotspot and 4G. the iPad supports neither
8. the Xoom has HDMI out. the iPad does not
9. The Xoom has two cameras a front-facing camera for video chat and a back-facing one for pictures/video. the iPad does not have any camera
10. The Xoom supports removable storage up to 32 GBs. the iPad does not (though the iPad can have more internal memory, it's memory at best is only equal to that of the Xoom with full removable memory)
11. The Xoom has a gyroscope, barometer, proximity sensor, and turn-by navigation. the iPad has none of these.
So, you are quite mistaken in saying the Xoom is the same as the iPad. There are many objectively measurable differences between the two.