[Req] taking a dump Mod [realism] : Fallout: New Vegas

» Thu Aug 26, 2010 5:35 pm

I don't understand why "Use Toilet" always results in my character *drinking* from the toilet.

That's not right! "Use Toilet" means *use toilet*

» Thu Aug 26, 2010 7:34 am

C'mon guys, quit joking around..

This request is serious business, someone get on it

» Thu Aug 26, 2010 2:58 pm

stool can also be collected to use when stealing,you leave one in a room to clear it out to steal stuff with no karma loss.
you can also take a dump in a location to infest it with bloatflys to cause mayhem to non essential Npc`s,or just to clear an area for use as a base.

Huh? You forcefuly make everyone leave so you can steal and expect it not to be bad for your karma?

» Thu Aug 26, 2010 10:04 am

If you don't eat enough fiber it takes much longer to BM.
If you get sick because of nuka cola mixed with raw dogmeat and a bag of chips you get diarrhea attacks at random moments. Like right in the middle of a fight with five giant rad scorps you hear a horrible splashy Frrraaatt noise forcing an early retreat!

-5 agi....

» Thu Aug 26, 2010 9:33 pm

Reading this thread and implementing my sit able toilet for the NV version of the FNNCQ2 prison makes me think if I should do this one... (think) ...probably not.

» Thu Aug 26, 2010 7:43 pm

Huh? You forcefuly make everyone leave so you can steal and expect it not to be bad for your karma?

Its not about morals anymore lol
Its not wrong to steal from another human when you drop one on a table!!!!

» Thu Aug 26, 2010 4:34 pm

I like the idea of having your companions threaten to leave/leave/turn hostile on you because you [censored] your pants. :tops:

But what about pissing? It could be used as a method to prevent you from just guzzling down on water to heal yourself, while the crapping part is for food.

Oh and change the name to "Bodily Functions"

» Thu Aug 26, 2010 3:44 pm

Reading this thread and implementing my sit able toilet for the NV version of the FNNCQ2 prison makes me think if I should do this one... (think) ...probably not.

See You - Time for Dump?

» Thu Aug 26, 2010 12:30 pm

I like the idea of having your companions threaten to leave/leave/turn hostile on you because you [censored] your pants. :tops:

But what about pissing? It could be used as a method to prevent you from just guzzling down on water to heal yourself, while the crapping part is for food.

Oh and change the name to "Bodily Functions"

but thats going to involve modelling in a todger,and someone is bound to incorporate a foot long hotdog.

then theres the sound effects.
boone already supplys the dump effect with his moaning n groaning when injured.

the plasma killed corpse can be used for actual excrement,with some corn husks added,or just retexture the corn cob to a glowing brown.

of course crapping outdoors can draw attention with the glowing,so players would be forced to do it indoors or end up fighting while turtle headed and trousers round ankles.

» Thu Aug 26, 2010 10:34 am

but thats going to involve modelling in a todger,and someone is bound to incorporate a foot long hotdog.

then theres the sound effects.
boone already supplys the dump effect with his moaning n groaning when injured.

the plasma killed corpse can be used for actual excrement,with some corn husks added,or just retexture the corn cob to a glowing brown.

of course crapping outdoors can draw attention with the glowing,so players would be forced to do it indoors or end up fighting while turtle headed and trousers round ankles.

You have put some real thought into this aint ya

» Thu Aug 26, 2010 9:51 pm

See You - Time for Dump?

I knew it would'nt work

.

» Thu Aug 26, 2010 4:42 pm

I'd play this mod.

» Thu Aug 26, 2010 7:06 am

You have put some real thought into this aint ya

maybe too much thought.

really starting to think it would add a new depth to the game :eek:

» Thu Aug 26, 2010 1:23 pm

I am not sure why but I think we have come full circle now.

Yeeeppp...

» Thu Aug 26, 2010 2:06 pm

I like this thread...

» Thu Aug 26, 2010 1:00 pm

New idea: what about diapers? Kinda like those coyote tabaco chew things that cut down a bit on your SLP a bit.

PS: this thread is disturbing and funny at the same time.

» Thu Aug 26, 2010 10:00 pm

toastie figured out we could use [as suggested] the pre war books,and scraps of paper as the after use item.

finally a use for pre war books :hubbahubba:

» Thu Aug 26, 2010 11:27 am

I'm thinking that the more you eat, the longer the duration of your *ahem* business. Did you just eat fifteen brahmin steaks to recover your health? Have fun squatting by a tree in the wastes for a good half hour. Sounds exhilaratingly realistic, doesn't it?

SPECIAL also needs to be considered in some way, of course. I can think of numerous uses for Endurance and Luck. Perception, Charisma, etc? Not so much...

» Thu Aug 26, 2010 9:59 am

But wouldn't that cause you to be hungry again and thus having to eat while doing your business... think I just divided by 0 there...

» Thu Aug 26, 2010 9:15 pm

I'm thinking that the more you eat, the longer the duration of your *ahem* business. Did you just eat fifteen brahmin steaks to recover your health? Have fun squatting by a tree in the wastes for a good half hour. Sounds exhilaratingly realistic, doesn't it?

SPECIAL also needs to be considered in some way, of course. I can think of numerous uses for Endurance and Luck. Perception, Charisma, etc? Not so much...

Perception lets you know when it's time to go. Charisma lets you hold it when surrounded by people.

I think it should be a mini-game, like the lockpicking minigame.

» Thu Aug 26, 2010 11:53 pm

Perception lets you know when it's time to go. Charisma lets you hold it when surrounded by people.

I think it should be a mini-game, like the lockpicking minigame.

What about an aiming minigame (for male characters) when taking a wazz? If you can spell your characters name in the dirt you get an achievment.

» Thu Aug 26, 2010 9:31 pm

Where's the mention of using prewar books as toilet paper? This is utterly unrealistic, my immersion is ruined.

hahahahahhahahaha .... damn ... best comment so far

» Thu Aug 26, 2010 9:30 am

What about an aiming minigame (for male characters) when taking a wazz? If you can spell your characters name in the dirt you get an achievment.

sixism :hubbahubba:

a higher benefit to female achievement..yes...but dont rule them out :celebration:

i knew a girl once who....."ahem"..nvm

» Thu Aug 26, 2010 8:08 am

What about an aiming minigame (for male characters) when taking a wazz? If you can spell your characters name in the dirt you get an achievment.

It could be a whole new spin on the character generation sequence.

"Why don't you head on over to that vigor tester machine there....and pee on it?"

» Thu Aug 26, 2010 12:43 pm

This thread made my ribs hurt from laughing too hard. :lol:

but thats going to involve modelling in a todger,and someone is bound to incorporate a foot long hotdog.

That's already been done, actually. Someone ported over Slof's Boners.

One more step towards making this mod a reality!