[Req] taking a dump Mod [realism]

Post » Thu Aug 26, 2010 5:49 am

every day they need to take a dump

effects needed :

anim of sitting on toilet
leaving a turd [or a mess if eaten irradiated food]
flushing does nothing but swirl it around meaning you cant use the same toilet twice due to bloatflys
+1 rads added to toilet area used

cons :
if you dont take a dump everyday >

aiming goes off due to itchy feet
pale and gaunt face [ghoulish ?]
soiling the armour [requires cleaning with abraxo]
bad karma for stinking up a room
companions threaten to leave

stool can also be collected to use when stealing,you leave one in a room to clear it out to steal stuff with no karma loss.
you can also take a dump in a location to infest it with bloatflys to cause mayhem to non essential Npc`s,or just to clear an area for use as a base.
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Tania Bunic
 
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Post » Thu Aug 26, 2010 3:38 am

I am not sure why but I think we have come full circle now.
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Dominic Vaughan
 
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Post » Thu Aug 26, 2010 2:44 am

every day the need to take a dump

effects needed :

anim of sitting on toilet
leaving a turd [or a mess if eaten irradiated food]
flushing does nothing but swirl it around meaning you cant use the same toilet twice due to bloatflys
+1 rads added to toilet area used

cons :
if you dont take a dump everyday >

aiming goes off due to itchy feet
pale and gaunt face [ghoulish ?]
soiling the armour [requires cleaning with abraxo]
bad karma for stinking up a room
companions threaten to leave

stool can also be collected to use when stealing,you leave one in a room to clear it out to steal stuff with no karma loss.
you can also take a dump in a location to infest it with bloatflys to cause mayhem to non essential Npc`s,or just to clear an area for use as a base.



LOL best request ever
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Big mike
 
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Post » Thu Aug 26, 2010 3:03 pm

And here I was thinking the Mod board was getting a little too serious and cynical.

Thank you for my daily dose of humor(intentional or otherwise)!
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Bonnie Clyde
 
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Post » Thu Aug 26, 2010 10:57 am

I've always wanted to poop in the wasteland, pooping in real life is just so...boring.
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Far'ed K.G.h.m
 
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Post » Thu Aug 26, 2010 7:03 pm

Where's the mention of using prewar books as toilet paper? This is utterly unrealistic, my immersion is ruined.
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Rob Smith
 
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Post » Thu Aug 26, 2010 9:39 am

Better yet! have a chance of a random fiend showing up and stealing your paper, leaving you to have to find other means of a clean up -use a skill book- pre war book-

or suffer a penalty to your charisma -3 for smelling bad and a -2 agility for chaffing ? :bonk:
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Jack
 
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Post » Thu Aug 26, 2010 11:27 am

By making New Vegas such a well thought out and balanced game they have forced the mod community to come up with new ideas for overhauls.
LOOK AT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!!!!
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Cesar Gomez
 
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Post » Thu Aug 26, 2010 11:21 am

Unique facial animations during the dump are a must.
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x a million...
 
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Post » Thu Aug 26, 2010 4:45 am



stool can also be collected to use when stealing,you leave one in a room to clear it out to steal stuff with no karma loss.
you can also take a dump in a location to infest it with bloatflys to cause mayhem to non essential Npc`s,or just to clear an area for use as a base.


:rofl:
OH god, this is too finny to picture XD
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Post » Thu Aug 26, 2010 11:55 am

Gotten tired of the Arcania forums have you AJ? :D

how have people not mentioned the synergy with the survival skill?!

leave it out as bait for some animals or insects (those flies will particularly like it), profit!

do it on/beside plants, come back after some time, profit!

and who needs to craft poison when you can lob it directly at enemies and see them ignore you in an effort to get the thing off? (and it could have an area effect too)
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Travis
 
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Post » Thu Aug 26, 2010 11:31 am

Really? We're discussing a mod that centers around flinging poo at people now?
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Elizabeth Falvey
 
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Post » Thu Aug 26, 2010 7:11 am

To be honest, I always wondered why hardcoe mode forces you to drink, eat, and sleep but not use the bathroom when there are working toilets everywhere in this game.

You eat and drink toxic items, if you don't get it out on time, it should start giving you rad poisoning.
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Niisha
 
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Post » Thu Aug 26, 2010 10:54 am

Really? We're discussing a mod that centers around flinging poo at people now?

I was thinking craftable stink bombs...
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Post » Thu Aug 26, 2010 9:39 am

Gotten tired of the Arcania forums have you AJ? :D

how have people not mentioned the synergy with the survival skill?!

leave it out as bait for some animals or insects (those flies will particularly like it), profit!

do it on/beside plants, come back after some time, profit!

and who needs to craft poison when you can lob it directly at enemies and see them ignore you in an effort to get the thing off? (and it could have an area effect too)


he mentioned arcania on a fallout board...ATTACK :intergalactic:

yup,arcania boards just got 3 threads by now,pros,cons,bugs,releasing that game at the same time as a fallout game ????...lunacy


hmmmm area effect poop slinging,i LIKE it !
opens the doors to inflicting severe rad poisoning too.



ps..imagine the publicity !

"Fallout goes total immersion"
"its excrementally superb"
"GOTY 2010-2012"
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Oscar Vazquez
 
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Post » Thu Aug 26, 2010 3:18 pm

Unique facial animations during the dump are a must.


I vote for your avatar as the face :P
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Kevin Jay
 
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Post » Thu Aug 26, 2010 2:54 pm

By making New Vegas such a well thought out and balanced game they have forced the mod community to come up with new ideas for overhauls.
LOOK AT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!!!!


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Exactly!

I'm going to be left with making followers do...... this.

Including Lily.

* deletes .esp.
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GabiiE Liiziiouz
 
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Post » Thu Aug 26, 2010 8:37 pm

it'd be pretty funny if somebody actually made this mod
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Lil Miss
 
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Post » Thu Aug 26, 2010 7:12 pm

it'd be pretty funny if somebody actually made this mod


Hell, Id play it :D
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Philip Lyon
 
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Post » Thu Aug 26, 2010 6:01 am

it'd be pretty funny if somebody actually made this mod

Too crazy for me, sorry. My limit is at NPCs reacting to player nudity. :P
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jaideep singh
 
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Post » Thu Aug 26, 2010 6:03 pm

come on, what's not to like about taking a dump on a game table in a vegas casino?
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Benji
 
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Post » Thu Aug 26, 2010 5:18 pm

come on, what's not to like about taking a dump on a game table in a vegas casino?

A lot, actually. :yuck:
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maria Dwyer
 
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Post » Thu Aug 26, 2010 7:24 am

A lot, actually. :yuck:

you have no sense of humor?
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Cartoon
 
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Post » Thu Aug 26, 2010 5:00 pm

I've always wanted to poop in the wasteland, pooping in real life is just so...boring.

I beg to differ you can have an apiffany on the toilet
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Kelly Upshall
 
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Post » Thu Aug 26, 2010 4:24 pm

Well, since we already have a prostitution mod that allows....for many weird things, doing some crap like this would be more adequate :P
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