10 MINUTES BEFORE NUCLEAR ARMAGEDDON

The alarms sound as missiles fly out of their silos. A Mister Gutsy starts a conversation with his commanding officer, "What is the current situation Sgt. Adams?" "What are you talking about? Get to cover you stupid bucket of scrap metal!" his commander responds as he runs off into the bunker. "So, I presume this isn't a good time to tell you that I need my scheduled oil change?" A bright white light fills the air marking the beginning of the Great War.

3 HOURS LATER

"As I was saying sergeant....sir?" The robot looks around and realized something's changed. "Have the reds won?" he asks the remains of his former sergeant. "No, no they haven't won the war has only started!"

200 YEARS LATER

"Come out you coward commies!" he screamed to the air. Shots hit the metal on his armor. Looking around he finds the source, two wastelanders. "Did we get him ?" one of them remark. "I have been looking for 200 years and I have found the commies!" he says starting his buzzsaw.


*Please comment.*

...What the heck is this?

The bombs ENDED the great war. It did'nt start it. And just to let you know... You should practice more. And learn your Fallout History. I agree with Shadowman13

This is the best fanfiction I have ever read.