Tam! RUGH! : The Elder Scrolls Series Discussion

» Sat May 28, 2011 6:54 pm

http://www.monkeytruth.net

And so you want to know of truest song written in the fluid concentricity of wood, the import of which of the mannish can hardly know, being kin to Kyne, as they call her, and thereby children of open skies, and not of good grounded greenery.

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I advocate burning the forest down now.

:flamethrower:

» Sat May 28, 2011 2:28 pm

Especially after that "88888888888888888888888888888" travesty from that one guy.

Eh? I posted no such thing!

Insanely interesting and intriguing reads.

» Sat May 28, 2011 1:50 pm

I advocate burning the forest down now.

:flamethrower:

I've got a Chainsaw/flamethrower that spews thick black smoke you can use

» Sat May 28, 2011 8:57 pm

Eh? I posted no such thing!

:lol:

You're a clever goose, you are.

» Sat May 28, 2011 10:14 pm

http://www.monkeytruth.net

And in the days following the heirless death of Reman Cyrodiil, during that quiet interim when no man sat on the Ruby Throne and the chim-el adabal hung upon a statue of Aless and not a breathing neck, it came to pass that in the halls of the Imperial Palace would live, attended to by several servants, a sinuous and ample heifer cow by name of Morihatha....

» Sat May 28, 2011 11:32 pm

http://www.monkeytruth.net

And in the days following the heirless death of Reman Cyrodiil, during that quiet interim when no man sat on the Ruby Throne and the chim-el adabal hung upon a statue of Aless and not a breathing neck, it came to pass that in the halls of the Imperial Palace would live, attended to by several servants, a sinuous and ample heifer cow by name of Morihatha....

What would Tamriel be without bovine fornication?

» Sat May 28, 2011 7:42 pm

Elven?

» Sat May 28, 2011 7:58 pm

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And so it was that after many years as emperor of the two Cyrodiils and by law of all Tamriel, despite the rebellion against his title in some outward environs, Saint Reman Cyrodiil passed beyond and was buried with a thousand holy rites in the Imperial City. Though he had birthed many children in his life, he had named no queen and all the claimants who appeared thereafter could not, according to the traditions of the Niben, be truly dragonborn.

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» Sun May 29, 2011 3:06 am

Honestly forgot to give props to the OP for this incredibly good read. Especially after that "88888888888888888888888888888" travesty from that one guy.

Eh? I posted no such thing!

:rofl:

» Sun May 29, 2011 2:12 am

http://www.monkeytruth.net

And so it was that after many years as emperor of the two Cyrodiils and by law of all Tamriel, despite the rebellion against his title in some outward environs, Saint Reman Cyrodiil passed beyond and was buried with a thousand holy rites in the Imperial City. Though he had birthed many children in his life, he had named no queen and all the claimants who appeared thereafter could not, according to the traditions of the Niben, be truly dragonborn.

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By that law, Martin should never have even touched the Amulet of Kings.

» Sat May 28, 2011 2:50 pm

By that law, Martin should never have even touched the Amulet of Kings.

At what point did you forget these are the works of filthy heretics..?

» Sat May 28, 2011 1:53 pm

By that law, Martin should never have even touched the Amulet of Kings.

Nor Mankar, and yet he has it. Just because the people of Cyrodiil think one thing doesn't mean it is what actually happens, you know?

» Sat May 28, 2011 11:36 pm

Geez, I need to start be more active here!

Well Happy very darn late birthday Michael.

And a awesome piece of website that is, indeed.

» Sat May 28, 2011 2:37 pm

At what point did you forget these are the works of filthy heretics..?

And were there ever truer lies?

» Sat May 28, 2011 6:32 pm

True lies are those that doesn't make sense, and makes your head explode?

» Sun May 29, 2011 12:03 am

At what point did you forget these are the works of filthy heretics..?

Probably a couple years ago. I'm still not sure. That skooma binge was pretty long....

» Sun May 29, 2011 2:50 am

You better cook up something good for Zero Day, MK, the fanon's getting dangerously awesome.

Excellent work, everyone.

» Sat May 28, 2011 10:41 pm

And were there ever truer lies?

Only by the Poet-god himself.

You better cook up something good for Zero Day, MK, the fanon's getting dangerously awesome.

Agreed, and what are we down to, three days...

» Sun May 29, 2011 1:05 am

http://www.monkeytruth.net

In any event, I have managed to transcribe what seems to be a paragraph of the Argonian language, and found three individuals who have attempted to provide translations. Though I have made no progress in fully understanding the language of the Argonians, I hold out infinite hope that this study does not pass into history solely as an account of failure, but rather as an incentive for further scholarly inquiry from across the Red Diamond Empire into what its settlers call "the place no one cares about."

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» Sat May 28, 2011 1:28 pm

Very very very good!

I love how this is turning out.

» Sun May 29, 2011 2:54 am

Totally my second-favorite, just below Mother Cyrod (which is hard to top). I love the idea of the Hist language as being something incomprehensible to non-Argonians http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacques_Derrida.

» Sun May 29, 2011 1:53 am

Holy [censored]. This stuff is amazing.

» Sat May 28, 2011 8:23 pm

Dude...I'm geeking out so hard right now.

And I'm so damn jealous I can't do this. :cryvaultboy: :banghead:

» Sat May 28, 2011 8:10 pm

http://www.monkeytruth.net

A follow-up to one of our most popular pamphlets, this chronicles the responses of a far wider swath of Tamriel's denizens. To achieve this monumental task, we sent many confraters to the outer provinces, and each passage you see was solicited by a different individual. We are especially proud of the collaborative nature of this endeavor.

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» Sat May 28, 2011 10:15 pm

Ah, so beautiful it is. And MK's up tomorrow....