Tamriel Racist Jokes 2.0

Post » Sun Jul 21, 2013 8:09 pm

First one was locked for post limit.

Q. What did the Snow Elf say to the Ayleid?

A. Nothing. They're both dead.

Q. What do Elf Supremacy and a sober Nords have in common?

A. They don't exist.

Q. Why did the Argonian cross the road?

A. A Dunmer was take his new slave to his house.

Q. What do The Empire during a war and a Nord trying to give up alcohol have in common?

A. They both gave up before it even started.

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Pumpkin
 
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Post » Sun Jul 21, 2013 5:05 pm

What do beds in the Thalmor barracks and the Mede Dynasty have in common?

The Thalmor roll all over them.

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Post » Sun Jul 21, 2013 5:05 pm

An Altmer asks a Dunmer "Do you know how to save 5 drowning Bosmer?"

The Dunmer replies "No."

The Atlmer says "Good."

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