Tamrielic Bumper Stickers : The Elder Scrolls Series Discussion

» Wed May 02, 2012 12:49 pm

Honk if you love Vivec
(I will crash into you if you do not)

» Wed May 02, 2012 8:24 am

Baby Guar on Board

My Bumper is Accidentally Shaped Like a Spear

How's My Dwemeri-Wrought Mythopoeic Self-Propulsion Unit Operation?

» Wed May 02, 2012 11:09 am

I used to do the speed limit, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

» Wed May 02, 2012 1:56 pm

Can I move to exclude "arrow in the knee" jokes from this thread?
Also: The Morag Tong: For all your political assassinations. Killing for you since the First Era.

» Wed May 02, 2012 1:36 pm

Picture of a painted Cow. In a similar vein as the Jesus fish.

R.I.P. Lorkhan, Born: pre-Creation Died: Uhm, its complicated.

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Evil Mother-in Law got you down? Contract a member of the Companions for a messy but effective solution. Only contactable for contracts during full-moons from 8:00PM- 5:00AM in the morning.

Bullies giving you trouble? Call the Fighters Guild today!

Thinking of robbing from the rich? Check your local sewers!

» Wed May 02, 2012 6:33 pm

I Halt For Guars
NOndolemar

And on a slightly different but still vehicle-related track:

Within this vale
Of toil and sin
Your head grows bald
But not your CHIM
Bruma-Shave

» Wed May 02, 2012 9:34 am

In case of Landfall, you can have the Guar!

» Wed May 02, 2012 5:05 pm

Can I move to exclude "arrow in the knee" jokes from this thread?.

No.

"Mead for the Medes!"

» Wed May 02, 2012 3:13 pm

I brake for kagoutis.

» Wed May 02, 2012 4:15 pm

Never Play Hide And Seek With A Dwemer

» Wed May 02, 2012 1:49 pm

You S'witting N'wah! (S'wit-ing? ???)

No open Matze in your Numidiums! (Dear god..)

Cheese! Cheese for everyone!! Wait...Scratch that, Cheese for No One!!

Watch out for falling Malacaths when Cliffracers are near!

Is Necrophilia legal in Cyrodiil?

» Wed May 02, 2012 10:32 pm

This might go over most (Non-TES) people's heads, but "God is Coming and She is Pissed" with a crescent moon on one side and a sun on the other? That might spawn some awkward conversations with wiccans... or neo-pagan devotees to Ishtar/Inanna.

» Wed May 02, 2012 10:46 pm

Vampirism a Curse? That's a good one!

My other car is more than Divine.

Let me guess, someone ignored your turn signal.

» Wed May 02, 2012 6:53 pm

Hmm, maybe:

Where Were YOU When The Dragon Broke?

» Wed May 02, 2012 11:28 pm

Only you can prevent metaphysical fires!!!

» Wed May 02, 2012 10:11 pm

Khajiit do it under the moons

What would Marunes Dagon Do (WWMDD)

Forget world Chim, visualize using your turn signals!

Talos saves, Zenithar invests.

I fear no beer

Dro'Aiq M'shanji for Mane 4e255

» Wed May 02, 2012 8:23 am

I love Talos - get over it!

» Wed May 02, 2012 6:22 pm

Kalpas in the mirror are closer than they appear.

Three heads are better than one. Triple the pleasure baby, triple the mythic proportions...

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
But the very next day, You gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to my giant stompy robot instead

No fat Sloads.

» Wed May 02, 2012 2:40 pm

***

It was all a dream.

What happens in vvardenfall, stays in vvardenfall.

This calls for a devastation.. salmon for everyone!

Your vehk-ship is now diamonds.

Kathutet wants you to kill churl scum - Nearest Oblivion Gate.

There's always a bigger crab.

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» Wed May 02, 2012 11:12 am

Suddenly, I have a craving for a Steampunk, or Sci-Fi style ES game where most people own a car.

» Wed May 02, 2012 4:47 pm

Beware, mudcrabs on the road.

» Wed May 02, 2012 8:07 am

And the millenium falcon is a type of sunbird.

» Wed May 02, 2012 11:48 am

To let me know how I am Adventuring call out "Dovahkiin!!!!"

» Wed May 02, 2012 4:12 pm

I wish you could do that in-game...

» Wed May 02, 2012 4:29 pm

though it should make the world rumble when you do.