Tamrielic Bumper Stickers : The Elder Scrolls Series Discussion

» Wed May 02, 2012 9:05 pm

So I thought to myself: Supposing that in some far-off Age yet unheard of (except possibly through Loveletters) the Elder Scrolls universe finds a mode of self-propulsion other than riding guar, horses, dragons, and (possibly) very large Khajiit...what sort of bumper stickers would they put on said self-propulsion units?

I submit a few thoughts...

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Argonians Do It Underwater

Altmer and Loving It!

Molag Bal Wants You...and you....and you...

Dunmer Keep It Creepy

Breton Because We Can

Sanguine It Up!

(With picture of Khajiit) Love Hurts

Imperial Because We Say So

Mara Loves You

My Other Car is Called Muatra

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Submit your own!

» Wed May 02, 2012 8:44 pm

Keeping honking, my magicka is recharging.

» Wed May 02, 2012 2:24 pm

Dibella Worshiper - What? I'm an artist

» Wed May 02, 2012 7:14 pm

Fus Do Rah or [censored] Off

XD

» Wed May 02, 2012 5:16 pm

My other vehicle is a big stompy robot.

» Wed May 02, 2012 9:35 pm

My kid is a CHIM graduate.

» Wed May 02, 2012 8:39 pm

Pelagius Septim CXLXXIV For President

» Wed May 02, 2012 11:21 am

Dark elves do it everywhere.

» Wed May 02, 2012 7:30 pm

We are the Carrickers and I lost my train of thought.

» Wed May 02, 2012 9:21 am

The Dwarves Never Left - The Government is Hiding Them

» Wed May 02, 2012 4:56 pm

My other car is the Numidium
I'm sick and tired, tired and sick. And maybe a little bit drunk.

» Wed May 02, 2012 9:57 am

The fall of crystal-like-law was an inside job!

» Wed May 02, 2012 7:29 pm

Co-exist, in Daedric.
EDIT: Actually, mixed characters or symbols found in the games. For example, the Moon-and-Star as the C. Actually, I'll get right on an image of that.

» Wed May 02, 2012 8:53 pm

MY SON IS A MASTER WIZARD AT THE COLLEGE OF WHISPERS.

» Wed May 02, 2012 3:48 pm

Dwemer? I barely even know her!

» Wed May 02, 2012 4:58 pm

Co-exist, in Daedric.
EDIT: Actually, mixed characters or symbols found in the games. For example, the Moon-and-Star as the C. Actually, I'll get right on an image of that.

C - Moon-and-Star

O- Mythic Sunburst

E - I'm actually at a loss on this one...

X - Dwemer Scarab

I - Amulet of Kings

S - Dragon cult snake totem

T - Talos dagger

» Wed May 02, 2012 4:56 pm

Gotta say, E is hard to place. Toss a Daedric letter up there, maybe?

» Wed May 02, 2012 11:59 am

Gotta say, E is hard to place. Toss a Daedric letter up there, maybe?

Unfortunately none of the "E"s on any of the scripts actually look like an "E" in the slightest. Not that I am complaining that they spent so much time on it.

» Wed May 02, 2012 6:47 pm

Unfortunately none of the "E"s on any of the scripts actually look like an "E" in the slightest. Not that I am complaining that they spent so much time on it.

The daedric "e" looks like a lowercase e.

» Wed May 02, 2012 7:14 pm

I used to drive like you, but then I took a pedestrian to my axle...

Nerevar Moon-and-Star for Hortator!

Get Mehrunes Dagon Insurance, so you don't have to worry about mayhem, like me.

The Red Year was a hoax, it was all Illusion spells!

» Wed May 02, 2012 2:47 pm

MYSTERY SPOT
Sotha Sil, Morrowind

» Wed May 02, 2012 8:36 am

Red Mountain; clearly communist.

» Wed May 02, 2012 8:29 pm

Molag Bal wants YOU. No, really, he wants you.

» Wed May 02, 2012 3:19 pm

A parody of Red Cross.

151,674
Is the number of people I've killed.
758
Is the number of years I've been a vampire.
3
Is the number of days since I have taken blood.
2
Is the number of days I can last without craving blood.
1
Is how many seconds it takes for me to strike.
0
Is how many people have survived my attack.

Talk to your local healer about donating blood to ME today!

» Wed May 02, 2012 2:43 pm

Don't blame me, I voted for Thules the Gibbering.