Earlier today, I got the idea to write a rap to accommodate my blunt-smoking, pimp-being, e-persona Nord.
I couldn't resist the temptation of making it happen, and it's definitely going in my profile.
Without further ado, I present to you, Tanvar's Rap:

The name is Tanvar
Though I need no introduction
My battlecry like a drill sergeant
"What's your major malfunction!?"
Clad in heavy armor
From the north, I'm a Nord
I'll come at'cha swingin'
An axe, mace or a sword
Under the sign of the warrior
Comin' out fresh like The Black Horse Courier
The only barbarian rapper
In all of Tamriel
Come after me you'd best believe
I'll make your life a living hell
Ruthless on the fields
Always at the battle scene
Now the Hero of Kvatch
But first the Nerevarine
My pockets lined with septims
Tankards filled to their brims
Bringin' all the Bosmer chicks
To my house of stalhrim bricks
I'll never stop til' the day
That I reach Sovngarde
And my story will be sung
By many a bard

Skyrim, represent. Word.

Not a Rapper, but a Bard.

That works for me too. xD