So lets say your playing TES 18 in your virtual reality simulator and your little Dark Dlf daughter requests a bedtime story.

Whats the best story to tell? The Dwemer always interest me but are a bit complex and not very fairytale like. Dark Brotherhood would give her nightmares.

The Real Barenzia could be nice if you get all that dirty smut out of it.

I'd link you to Tiber Septim's favorite bedtime story and the Dwemeri kids' rhyme, but for some odd reason, TIL is spazzin' on me...

Not too this is lore though...

Mystery of Talara, v 1

Aevar Stone-Singer - a great story.

The the library is giving me this "account dropped too much CPU" crap.

Me thinks there server is being [censored].

Edit: Hey I forgot the auto block on bad language! Its been about 4 months since I last cussed! lol

What?!? prosttutes and intrigue and murder? prosttutes? You must be from Europe.


And s.h.i.t TIL is down for you too. I think the cash-saving .info address just jacked our ass up.

Duuuude....I was afraid it was screwing others over too....

NOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHY HAST THOU FORSAKEN US!?!?

Hope that it's just a glitch or some crap...

Oops?
i'm not from Europe, i'm from israel, Asia, ahm... i didn't realy read it, but the beggining sounded quite happy

Anyways...
http://www.gamesas.com/bgsforums/index.php?showtopic=555370&hl=
"The Water-Getting Girl and the Inverse Tiger"

Magico: Joking of course. But yeah, hokers.

Withershins always amazed me. I was always sad to give it up to Aengoth....Was probably my favorite story.

Thats....an interesting bed time story? I guess it makes sense if some jester was acting it out. lol

hokers? hokerS? *Covers little 6 year old dark elf girls ears*

Maybe tell of the dark elf imperial empress (her name escapes me) but instead of telling my daughter that she died in a skirmish, I would say "AND SHE LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER WITH THE UNICORNS THE END."

The Remanada would be a great story. It doesn't make sense in a way a child would appreciate. Just, you know, skip the part where the king... err...

With TIL down, I couldn't be bothered going to the UESP and checking their suitability, but I recall Marobar Sul's Tales of the Dwemer were nice, straightforward fables.

Paw? Remanada? I'm not sure the colour of the archaic language would really be appreciated.

Neither would the jacking off. But is sounds so much like a fairy tale already that it should be rewritten. The High Rock version where Hrol is Jaques Herouleau and chases Alessia through a cornfield.

And I just read the Water-Getting girl again. Oh Em Gee, beautiful. Nedes, I love you and will carry my anti-Out-of-Atmora campaign to the (inaccurate) annals of UESP in cleansing book-burning flame.

The one time I want to read on the Pyjnic (sp?) Order is obviosly the one time TIL is down.

GAW!

I am tempted to tell my little dark elf about Azura. May make her a cultist though.

Heh, i think that's the first time I've seen Psijic misspelled like that.

And TIL is back up now.

Yaaaay.

And here goes http://www.imperial-library.info/obscure_text/type_of_zero.shtml.

Tell your kids I said hey.

There are some good stories here, from Loranna's RP originally: http://lorannarp.pbwiki.com/List+of+Character+Tales+and+Myths

Loranna wrote this one: http://lorannarp.pbwiki.com/Character+Myths+and+Tales+-+Trollkin

Not a children's story, but I was amazed at some of Allerleirauh's stories also. Her character Dragon was a Void Ranger who in this story shows that he had the ability to change timelines: http://lorannarp.pbwiki.com/Character+Myths+and+Tales+-+Dragon