Tennis in Skyrim : V

» Sat Dec 11, 2010 5:33 am

Since I saw that thread about some dude who wanted ice hockey in Skyrim, would it be a good idea for the devs to add tennis to this game?
Imagine, playing tennis while dragons fly around you! It would fit perfectly to the lore. Afterall, dragonborn could be a great tennis player. No?

» Sat Dec 11, 2010 7:04 am

NO!
We need more sports then just Tennis and Hockey... we need OLYMPICS!!

Dovakhiin vs. Alduin Round 6: The Golf Tournament... who will win?

» Sat Dec 11, 2010 6:16 am

yes, please. Argonian ladies are too sixy anyway, I wanna see them in short skirts.

» Sat Dec 11, 2010 8:59 am

are you serious? no way would something like this fit in Skyrim.

» Fri Dec 10, 2010 7:53 pm

uh.... what HAVE you been smoking? This is a horrible idea, mod-worthy only. And honestly, I don't think a modder would even make that.

» Sat Dec 11, 2010 6:05 am

I liked bowling with sigil stones (or lettuce) and potion bottles in Oblivion.

» Sat Dec 11, 2010 3:49 am

No way,in fact..in before the lock lolz.

» Sat Dec 11, 2010 11:08 am

I can bet Orcs svck at tennis. They need more serious sports, like chess!

» Sat Dec 11, 2010 8:59 am

This idea has has changed the very fabric of my existence. I am breathless.

» Sat Dec 11, 2010 3:01 am

Zaria on tennis court, look at ball look at opponent again, then at referee and ask about the rules: can I use telekinetic on the ball or paralyze on the opponent? Frenzy has to be legal?
Boring rules, Zaria dupes the tennis ball and gets a pile of 300 balls steps back and cast fireball on them, referee go crazy and emigrates to Bliss.

» Sat Dec 11, 2010 7:12 am

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» Sat Dec 11, 2010 10:50 am

I liked bowling with sigil stones (or lettuce) and potion bottles in Oblivion.

I prefere bowling with are-of-effect fireball spells :flamethrower:

» Sat Dec 11, 2010 11:07 am

nothing personal, but this might very well be the dummest thing ever suggested for Skyrim. It's like having the opportunity to make flower pots in a Call of Duty game.

» Sat Dec 11, 2010 1:51 pm

Skyrim should have a Blood Bowl esque game.

» Fri Dec 10, 2010 11:46 pm

The devil certainly does make work for idol hands....

» Sat Dec 11, 2010 7:55 am

I think we should have quidditch, and we all fly around on broomsticks.

» Sat Dec 11, 2010 2:24 am

I dont think the whole internets is familiar with trolls eh? This guy is winding you up for the lulz.

» Sat Dec 11, 2010 5:30 am

This reminded me of when Bungie released a trailer for Halo: Reach announcing chess would be in the game, where each player on each team is controlled by one guy, and they have to move where he says. The whole community was in an uproar, with tonnes of people going "HURRR THERE 2 BUSY MAKING GAYASS CHES ND [censored]!!! I JUST WANNA KILL GUYZ, NOT PLAY GAMEZ!!!1" and "DURRR I LUV CHES ND I CANT WATE!!!"

The trailer was released on April the 1st. -_-

» Sat Dec 11, 2010 2:36 pm

I'm actually very proud of this idea

nothing personal, but this might very well be the dummest thing ever suggested for Skyrim. It's like having the opportunity to make flower pots in a Call of Duty game.

Fantastic idea! You should also be able to do the dishes in a Call of Duty game. Very unrealistic that it's not possible.

» Sat Dec 11, 2010 2:13 am

"DURRR I LUV CHES ND I CANT WATE!!!"

People who play Chess talk like that? Daaamn!

» Sat Dec 11, 2010 3:41 pm

The [censored] have you been smoking?

» Sat Dec 11, 2010 10:40 am

People who play Chess talk like that? Daaamn!

Nope, just [censored] that would support Bungie even if they made every level a journey to the centre of a weight-watcher's colon, narrated by Helen Keller.

Wait... I want that game >.<

» Sat Dec 11, 2010 1:20 am

Nope, just [censored] that would support Bungie even if they made every level a journey to the centre of a weight-watcher's colon, narrated by Helen Keller.

Wait... I want that game >.<

Now we know why Bungie passed over the future Halo franchise to 343 industries. For that is the new series of games Bungie will work on.

» Sat Dec 11, 2010 10:04 am

I also think you should be able to create a rap R&B group in Skyrim. And do some rap battles:
"[censored] the police comin' at my door, let's get over there and get a table for four.. foo!"

» Sat Dec 11, 2010 12:56 am

I can bet Orcs svck at tennis. They need more serious sports, like chess!

I can totally picture 2 orcs concentrating and hanging over a chessboard.