HQ: Howdy, Vehk-aroos! So, I was ridin' on ol' camino mythi-cal frum Akaloosa, high'up in the saddle on ma' ol' Snow-Whale, Zebidah. Say howdy, Zebidah!

Zebidah: OwwwwwOhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

HQ: So as I was-a-saying, I was riding high-up in the saddle, thinkin' hard 'bout makin' ma' ol' brain-pan inna' a purdy little inverse mirror of the cosmic egg, when along the wayside what should dear-ol'-me-I-spy but a darned Tsaesci-rattler gobblin' down a dreadful mess more o' 10-drake grammar than what the poor son'mabeech could unhinge his jaw 'round. Ol' kook woulda' choked if I hadnna' come long to give him a good whallop on his scaly derrière .

Now that got me a' thinkin' again, this time though, 'bout the impor-tance of brevity.

Good, honest, Men-folk and Mer-folk and, yup even Beast-folk, gots to be able to speak they skullsworth without havin' to resort to no high-fallutin' pol-ly-s'labik tooty frutti m'goodness-rudy Myth O' Babble. They jus' end up soundin' like dern fools higher than ol' Magnus on the Elsewhere-spice.

So here's ma' challenge to you forum-slickers: Dee-scribe all them there dern 'high kon-sep' termino-what'sums, like what that fancy-britches Elk scratches out on sycamore bark when he gets t'strippin' off his antler-velvet befur matin' season, with five words 'er less.

Lemme' getcha' started:

CHIM

Mnemoli

Enantiomorph

Paleonumerology

Star Orphans

Chrome Device

Prolix Tower

The Endeavour

Sun Bird

Nu-Mantia

Nigularity

Muatra

I'll take a shot at Endeavor.

Endeavor- you are God is Love.

Haute Quêteure: Three hours late, a day early.

You'll see soon.

sun bird: Flaming flying rat

Chrome Device: Artifice in solar guise.

Chim: most repeated topic.

enatiomorph: noob-pwner

muatra: dirty joke weapon

Sun Bird: Solar Eagle/Spaceship
Chim: I ARE ALL WE
Muatra: [CENSORED]
Mnemoli: Blue Star Goddess
Nu-Mantia: Liberty

CHIM - Everything is I

Enantiomorph - Necessary opposites

Paleonumerology - Studying numbers which no longer fit inside the new realm of logical possibility

Star Orphans - Those small gods who left their parents to die as they fled through the stars

The Endeavour - Adama omniam

Sun Bird - A warcraft made according to principles of the time before the fallen universe

Nu-Mantia - The new support structure for the world, as opposed to the original support structure for the world (the Ada-Mantia)

Muatra - the masculine sixual force of the universe

CHIM - Taking a tab of acid and falling into a video game.

Enantiomorph - Looking in the mirror during your trip, and reenacting Shakespeare.

Paleonumerology - Anachronistic Numerical Metaphysics

Star Orphans - The Prodigal Suns

The Endeavour - See: Suffering

Sun Bird - Something that will prove dissapointing if seen in-game.

Nu-Mantia - Cosmological Acupuncture

Muatra - A weapon of mass sixual destruction.

CHIM - Drugs

Mnemoli - Drugs

Enantiomorph - Drugs

Paleonumerology - Drugs

Star Orphans - Drugs

Chrome Device - Drugs

Prolix Tower - Drugs

The Endeavour - Drugs

Sun Bird - Drugs

Nu-Mantia - Drugs

Nigularity - Drugs

Muatra - Drugs

CHIM: you can use your imagination

Mnemoli: a small, unfertalized universe; or a massive, unfirtalized egg - genealogy of humanity

Enantiomorph: History the Man

Paleonumerology: horoscope

Star Orphans: Mnemoli

Chrome Device: faucet

Prolix Tower: hypothetical origin of the universe

The Endeavour: be your own man

Sun Bird: solar wind corsair

Nu-Mantia: liberty without a blackened conscience

Nigularity: disappearing belly button

Muatra: octane pumped tally whacker; or a bearded dwarf, trained to escape from books


Jump in, OP. ( Three cars I would most like to own: el camino, VW buss, and 72 camaro, and you drive one. It's like we're brothers.)

CHIM - A whole world of you
Mnemoli - Star orphans
Enantiomorph - Many-Headed
Paleonumerology - Numbers esoteric
Star Orphans - The all-stars between kalpas
Chrome Device - Magnus
Prolix Tower - One step in the star-walk
The Endeavour - PSJJJJ
Sun Bird - Gilded spaceship
Nu-Mantia - LIBERTY
Nigularity - Haute Quêteure
Muatra - And mating monsters fell out

I'm tempted to sig this.

Also, I gots s'more for y'all:

Possipoints

Landfall

Hahd

Ancestor moth

Earthbones

Kiai

Lunar Elsewhere

Inverse Tiger

Shor son of Shor

Arden-Sul

Scarab

Dracochrysalis

Hurling Disc

1008 Cyrodiilic Weapons of Rapture

Pomegranate Banquet

Responsible Architecture

Talos of Atmora

Shor son of shor- awful fighting-Hey, A Kalpa!

Dracochrysalis- This darn rash is a givin' me scales!

Earthbones- It ain't earth and it ain't bones.

Inverse Tiger- Kinky

Possipoints - Drugs

Landfall - Drugs

Hahd - Drugs

Ancestor moth - Drugs

Earthbones - Drugs

Kiai - Drugs

Lunar Elsewhere - Drugs

Inverse Tiger - Drugs

Shor son of Shor - Drugs

Arden-Sul - Drugs

Scarab - Drugs

Dracochrysalis - Drugs

Hurling Disc - Drugs

1008 Cyrodiilic Weapons of Rapture - Drugs

Pomegranate Banquet - Drugs

Responsible Architecture - Drugs

Talos of Atmora - Drugs

Possipoints - trans-actual dimensions.

Landfall - When the land falls away

Hahd - A Bostonian

Ancestor moth - Moths from whose silk the dreamsleeve is made. Eventually grandma will finish the rest of the sweater.

Earthbones -The corpses of the gods who died to build a support structure for the world

Kiai - Shouting your divinity

Shor son of Shor - The effect is its own cause

Arden-Sul - The hardest of the hardcoe, the horror of the horrorshow

Dracochrysalis - As a worm becomes a moth, a mortal becomes a god

Hurling Disc - The dots inside the yin-yang

1008 Cyrodiilic Weapons of Rapture - The singular, the nothing, the nothing, and the infinite collide

Pomegranate Banquet - Super gross

Responsible Architecture - making sure there are corners for assassins and lovers to hide in

Talos of Atmora - a lie that became real, sithistic infection of anu-being

CHIM - Revolution of self for self.

Mnemoli - Jubilant child of long past/future

Enantiomorph - one defeats to become so one can be defeated.

Paleonumerology - Anachronistic history of when time wasn't

Star Orphans - Amused outsiders.

Chrome Device - That which shines

Prolix Tower - attempt to bring aetherius to mundus

The Endeavour - Seek self above all



I'll do the others later.

Eh, what?

Only thing i got was "They would just end up sounding like damn fools higher than Magnus on Elsweyr's Moon Sugar"

Arden-Sul: Saint of Madness
Ancestor Moth: Moth reincarnation of priests.
Scarab: A dung beetle.
Shor Son of Shor: Nords don't know Sithis' name.
Hurling Disk: Dragon Broken Aurbis
Talos of Atmora: Badass Dovahkiin warlord
Hahd: Fictional world (From last Kalpa?)
Inverse Tiger: Black-Orange, not Orange-Black.

CHIM: we are if and only if I am

Mnemoli: Blue goddess unloved dragonbreak

Enantiomorph: Personality Occilations

Paleonumerology: Mathmatical history/philosophy

Star Orphans: Quitters.

Chrome Device: How magnus's overflow gets here.

Prolix Tower: The godhead's prefrontal lobe.

The Endeavour: Love with everything WITHOUT lsd.

Sun Bird: Giant bird spaceship magic.

Nu-Mantia: New world order from before this world.

Muatra: Vivec's Spear. Only hard when Molag Bol was around.

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I've succeeded then.

But because I like you: Whilst riding on my snow-whale one fine day, I came across a Tsaesci who had bitten off more words than he could quite literally chew (ba-DUMTP-ssssssh!). This made me repent my decadent, prolix ways in favor of a simpler, more virtuous, more brevitous way of life.

Vaba thjizz'iit shu fusozer! >:|
ahza dar vo'jravis gzalzi.

CHIM - Freedom
The Endeavour - The goal of the PSJJ..... (why so many Js anyway?)
Muatra - The tall half of the sword
Arden-Sul - He likes shrooms.
Pomegranate Banquet - Epic orgy
Scarab - Lorkhan of the Dwemer
Talos of Atmora - Badass Emperor Tiber Septim
Landfall- Wheatley's gift to the world
Earthbones - Angry dead gods

CHIM: Triangle Man

Mnemoli: Blue Screen of Death

Enantiomorph: You've got King in my Rebel! You've got Rebel in my King!

Paleonumerology: 2ith of Morning Star is a valid date.

Star Orphans: A horrible, horrible spin-off of the original Battlestar Galactica. Thanks a lot for reminding me.

Chrome Device: Gone to Destroy Tamriel. Back in Three Eras.

Prolix Tower: The Imperials sure love their lists.

The Endeavour: Veloth totally did not get lost.

Sun Bird: Captain, Elfnazis de-cloaking off our starboard bow!

Nu-Mantia: Remember the eternal now of being devoured by wild beasts? Good times. Let's go back to Ald-Mantia.

Nigularity: Pretty much like zero-summing, only leaving behind the qualia of inadequacy.

Muatra: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

CHIM - some day M'eyap will catch that little bird. Hum-num-num-num!

Mnemoli - far star.

Enantiomorph - just another word for enantiobouros.

Paleonumerology - ooh, M'eyap loves that subject!

Star Orphans - poor fellows. M'eyap pities them.

Chrome Device - very beautiful thing, yes. But inedible, alas.

Prolix Tower - project of old times. It is a secret.

The Endeavour - yes, M'eyap is attempting to catch that little bird, as he already said.

Sun Bird - another inedible thing, although it is a bird.

Nu-Mantia - New Tower, of course. Just as Ada-Mantia is a God Tower.

Nilgularity - concept used in old times technology.

Muatra - spear used to cast out Dwemeri.



Possipoints - that sort of things do not exist.

Landfall - M'eyap hopes that is we never going to see.

Hahd - nonsense.

Ancestor moth - you would call them Digitals in the future.

Earthbones - we Fadomai's children are grateful to them.

Kiai - rawr!

Lunar Elsewhere - IT IS A SECRET!

Inverse Tiger - Stone-Leap.

Shor son of Shor - misunderstanding of HUM-mans giving birth to themselves.

Arden-Sul - tale told by Sheggorath.

Scarab - desert bug. Don't listen if someone is telling you something else.

Dracochrysalis - Time Box.

Hurling Disc - Magrus, eye of heaven.

1008 Cyrodiilic Weapons of Rapture - another mistake. It is about rupture, not rapture. Alkosh Rupture.

Pomegranate Banquet - M'eyap thinks that it is a tasty thing. But Vehk is right.

Responsible Architecture - mistake caused by irregularities of Dreamsleeve. There is one type of architecture Boethiah is responsible for. It is the Velothi's one.

Talos of Atmora - truth or lie, you decide.

Chim -- var var var. These are the most wise words.
Talos of Atmora -- Dro'Septim of the Nords.
Ancestor Moths -- They make many sleeves, and they lead men to guard very valuable stone Sebilla. M'basha wants that stone in his pocket.
Arden-Sul -- Sul is for the crazy people, before he was against the crazy people. Sheograth is behind this and many other crazy things.