I did a quick session in Daggerfall and found myself with a joke of books..some of them..

A dark elf man killed his wife after catching her in bed with another man. When the magistrate asked him why he killed her and not the man, he replied "It's better to just kill one women than a new man every week."


A big Nord named Julgan was set upon by a gang of thieves. He fought them furiously, but in the end they beat him into semi-unconsciousness. They searched his pockets and discovered he only had three gold joins with him. "Do you mean to tell us you fought so hard for a mere three gold coins, Nord?" Sneered one of the thieves. "No, I thought you had been after the 400 gold coins in my boot." The Nord replied back.

A man was talking with a friend about his illness "I keep seeing spots before my eyes." the sick man said. "Oh, that is a pity, have you seen a doctor?" His friends asked. "No, just spots."

What does a new Sentential private learn as his first combat technique? How to retreat.

What is the thinnest book in the world? "Redgaurd heroes of the War of Betony."