[lucile davignon]

Ferul Ravel: "Killed and ate a Bosmer there. But it made me sick. Saw Lord Sheogorath in the vomitus, so that's all right. Here to sacrifice? A limb would be nice."

Ewwwwwww

[Suzy Santana]

"You no longer bear the burden of prophecy.
You have achieved your destiny.
You are free.
The doomed Dwemer's folly, Lord Dagoth's temptation,
the Tribunal's seduction, the god's heart freed,
the prophecy fulfilled.
All fates sealed and sins redeemed.
If you have pity, mourn the loss, but let the weeping cease.
The Blight is gone, and the sun's golden honey gilds the land.
Hail savior, Hortator, and Nerevarine.
Your people look to you for protection.
Monster and villains great and small still threaten the people of Vvardenfell.
Enemies and evils abound, yet indomitable will might rid Morrowind of all its ills.
For you, our thanks and blessings; our gift and token given.
Come; take this thing from the hand of god."

[Shianne Donato]

"These slugs climbing my spine itch something fierce" - Thurindil, the typically sane wood elf

[Chelsea Head]

"You move like a pregnant cow" & "you elves are all the same, all flash and no fury"

[Sabrina Schwarz]

The good news is you're still alive. The bad news is that you find yourself in a cold, damp dungeon cell. The good news is that the food isn't so bad. The bad news is that you grow old and die in captivity without ever seeing another living soul.

Well, it's not an npc, but a narrator comes close.

[Inol Wakhid]

"You'll make a fine pair of boots lizard"