[Scarlet Devil]

filthy creatures.

[Rachael]

Stop right there criminal scum

[Kelly Osbourne Kelly]

I don't recall using teleportation magic, yet there I was, alone and naked

[X(S.a.R.a.H)X]

We're watching you. Scum.

[Timara White]

There's a psychopath on the loose!

[LijLuva]

BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ

[Klaire]

"I'm a god! How can you kill a god?! What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive? There is no escape. No recall or intervention can work in this place. Come, lay down your weapons. It is not too late for my mercy..."

[Taylah Haines]

Ah, yes, we′ve been expecting you! You′ll have to be recorded before you are officially released. There are a few ways we can do this and the choice is yours.

[Umpyre Records]

"I heard a rumor that you're an idiot, is there any truth to that?"

[Kim Bradley]

"I heard a rumor that you're an idiot, is there any truth to that?"

My favorite quote, pretty much.

[Greg Swan]

My favourite quote is "Get lost or I'll pull your arm off." -Dulfish gro-Orum

[Alyesha Neufeld]

A: Any news from other provinces?
B: Nothing I'd like to take about.
A: So, any news from other provinces?

[Jessie]

A: Any news from other provinces?
B: Nothing I'd like to take about.
A: So, any news from other provinces?

LOL never heard that one :woot:

[Richard Thompson]

"After I kill you, I will [censored] your corpse. Don't worry. I'll be gentle."

[Emilie Joseph]

My character had just finished talking to Eydis Fire-Eye. After it was over she looked at the table behind her and exclaimed, "I've never seen one of those before!"

[Cathrine Jack]

"I go to my grave. A tongue shriller than all the music calls me."

[Tamara Primo]

NPC: I have a feeling that you and I are about to become very close...
PC: Damn it, I'm out of here. [censored] rapists.

[Leah]

Dead! Dead! What happened, a journal, let me see that. Backwood Company Bastards!!! Rank Amatuars! (By: Modryn Oreyn)

I Heart Modryn Oreyn

[Pat RiMsey]

Dead! Dead! What happened, a journal, let me see that. Backwood Company Bastards!!! Rank Amatuars! (By: Modryn Oreyn)

I Heart Modryn Oreyn

I was just getting used to being retired. You can see how good my http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4042/4621174511_0e85667fdc_z.jpg is getting.

EDIT: now with picture!

[Madeleine Rose Walsh]

Dunmer: This is the part where you fall down and bleed to death!

Me: Right part, wrong person

[Kortknee Bell]

I was just getting used to being retired. You can see how good my http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4042/4621174511_0e85667fdc_z.jpg is getting.

EDIT: now with picture!

Thats right. The little vermin has defulted on another contract i need you to go babysit him again. (refering to maglir)

[Mrs Pooh]

You want to chide me... why did I murder Nerevar? Why did I break my oath to Azura not to use Kagrenac's tools?

[Paul Rice]

Hello!

[Eve Booker]

On refusing a quest in Daggerfall:

"Oh, by the Hoarfather. I know it's not a swing by the local general store, but I had hoped for a little enthusiasm and adventurous whatnot."

[Danielle Brown]

Hey there sport, what's the word?
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Look at this place, isn't it GREAT?!!