TES V: Skyrim... Corrupt a wish! : V - Skyrim

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 12:49 pm

Granted, but they would run from the dragons and incidently stampede through towns killing everyone in their path.

I wish we could bait dragons with wildlife we kill.

Granted but you can only bait them with unicorns. Good luck.

I wish I could have a cat in Skyrim

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 6:18 pm

Granted, you own a khajiit

I wish M'aiq the Liar is in

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 5:44 am

Granted, you own a khajiit

I wish M'aiq the Liar is in

Granted, but he now uses a walker.

I wish you could grow your hair, and get it cut anytime.

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 12:09 pm

Granted but without proper skill you suffer from razor burn and cuts debuff that lowers your personality and disease resistance by 70.

I wish for sailable ships in Skyrim.

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 4:10 pm

Granted but without proper skill you suffer from razor burn and cuts debuff that lowers your personality and disease resistance by 70.

I wish for sailable ships in Skyrim.

granted, but when you start sailing your game crashes

I wish skyrim was out sooner

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 4:49 am

granted, but when you start sailing your game crashes

I wish skyrim was out sooner

Granted, but the Developers forget to add dragons.

I wish you could get drunk quite thouroughly on Skyrim.

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 6:41 am

Granted, but the Developers forget to add dragons.

I wish you could get drunk quite thouroughly on Skyrim.

Granted, but everytime you do you get 1 million bounty and a hangover.

I wish you could become a guard like character and enforce the law.

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 8:48 am

Granted, but the Developers forget to add dragons.

I wish you could get drunk quite thouroughly on Skyrim.

Granted, but it requires a dice roll... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHdXG2gV01k

I wish that horses will have nice, shiney, armor.

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 6:26 am

Granted, but everytime you do you get 1 million bounty and a hangover.

I wish you could become a guard like character and enforce the law.

Edit for your new post: Granted, but your forced to say "Stop right there criminal scum" or "Halt" every time you arrest someone.

I wish important characters would be killable.

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 3:16 am

Granted, but thats the only Player owned house in the game.

I wish important characters would be killable.

granted but there are no non important characters, even the monsters/bandits are important

I wish parrying daggers were in the game

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 11:16 am

Granted, but thats the only Player owned house in the game.

I wish important characters would be killable.

Granted, but every time you kill an important character, all quests in the game are automatically failed, even ones that have previously been completed successfully with all quest rewards being removed from the game.

I wish that you can cast catapult spell that sends enemy flying into the air so that they will take fall damage when they come back down.

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 5:28 pm

Granted, but every time you kill an important character, all quests in the game are automatically failed, even ones that have previously been completed successfully with all quest rewards being removed from the game.

I wish that you can cast catapult spell that sends enemy flying into the air so that they will take fall damage when they come back down.

granted, but it is a cast on self spell only

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 5:03 pm

Granted, but every time you kill an important character, all quests in the game are automatically failed, even ones that have previously been completed successfully with all quest rewards being removed from the game.

I wish that you can cast catapult spell that sends enemy flying into the air so that they will take fall damage when they come back down.

Granted but it costs 10000000000000000 magicka and is impossible to attain.

I wish/hope that hunting becomes much more lucrative.

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 1:46 pm

Granted but it costs 10000000000000000 magicka and is impossible to attain.

I wish/hope that hunting becomes much more lucrative.

Granted, but animals do not regen, and soon the world is left barren.

I wish there were storms that could sink ships.

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 7:33 pm

Granted but it costs 10000000000000000 magicka and is impossible to attain.

I wish/hope that hunting becomes much more lucrative.

Granted, but mudcrabs become the only creature to hunt.

I wish I could use two shields.

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 4:44 am

Granted but it costs 10000000000000000 magicka and is impossible to attain.

I wish/hope that hunting becomes much more lucrative.

Granted, but there are only two huntable animals in the game. You wind up driving an entire species to extinction.

I want spears.

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 2:37 pm

Granted, but there are only two huntable animals in the game. You wind up driving an entire species to extinction.

I want spears.

Granted, but there is only one spear in the game and its a Non-lootable one on a dead NPC.

I wish for a toggable quest marker.

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 7:38 pm

Granted, but there is only one spear in the game and its a Non-lootable one on a dead NPC.

I wish for a toggable quest marker.

Granted but when you have it off, you have a quest arrow instead.

I wish for librarys to be in the game.

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 2:59 pm

Granted but when you have it off, you have a quest arrow instead.

I wish for librarys to be in the game.

Granted but all of the books are the quotes of imperial guards from oblivion.

I wish there would be different entrances into buildings other than the doorway (like open windows).

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 4:19 am

Granted but all of the books are the quotes of imperial guards from oblivion.

I wish there would be different entrances into buildings other than the doorway (like open windows).

Granted, but you have a high probability of getting stuck and caught by guards.

I wish when it rained, it formed puddles on the ground.

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 4:17 pm

Granted, but you have a high probability of getting stuck and caught by guards.

I wish when it rained, it formed puddles on the ground.

Granted, but the puddles never go away and eventually all of Skyrim is submerged. In a desperate attempt to fix this problem, all puddles become surrounded by invisible walls

I wish for Alduin to not appear generically evil

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 4:30 am

I wish for Alduin to not appear generically evil

Granted, but Alduin now appears stereotypically evil.

I wish for throwing stars/knives to return!

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 2:19 pm

Granted, but Alduin now appears stereotypically evil.

I wish for throwing stars/knives to return!

Granted, but there are only three in the game and once you use them they're all gone.

I wish for the rest of the script for the Lusty Argonian Maid.

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 4:03 pm

Granted, but there are only three in the game and once you use them they're all gone.

I wish for the rest of the script for the Lusty Argonian Maid.

Granted, but the twist at the end is shes really an orc male(Keep in mind I've never read any of the scripts for it).

I wish for different seasons.

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 4:59 am

Granted, but the twist at the end is shes really an orc male(Keep in mind I've never read any of the scripts for it).

I wish for different seasons.

granted, but it take 100hours for one day and you cannot wait

I wish I didn't have to go to school the week skyrim comes out