TES V: Skyrim... Corrupt a wish! : V - Skyrim

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 6:12 pm

granted, but it take 100hours for one day and you cannot wait

I wish I didn't have to go to school the week skyrim comes out

Granted, but summer break is cancelled.

I wish to become a werewolf.

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 5:35 pm

Edit: ninja'd

Granted, but summer break is cancelled.

I wish to become a werewolf.

Granted, but you become a werewolf in real life... the feature still isn't included in Skyrim

I wish for more mounts in addition to horses

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 6:44 am

Granted, but due to the presence of Alduin a dragonbreak occurs causing all seasons to simultaneously exist at once. The effects of each negates the next causing, no weather to occur at all

I wish for clearly different mounts that are all not horses

granted, they are all ants

I wish we got the tools the developers used to make the game

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 2:22 pm

granted, they are all ants

I wish we got the tools the developers used to make the game

Granted, you get screwdriver and hammer!

I wish Skyrim had guns.

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 10:46 am

Granted, you get screwdriver and hammer!

I wish Skyrim had guns.

granted... just flat out granted
but if i must corrupt it further, then granted, but they replace all other forms of ranged combat, including magic

I wish for guns not to appear in Skyrim

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 7:59 am

Granted, you get screwdriver and hammer!

I wish Skyrim had guns.

Granted, but bows will be equally as damaging.

I wish khajiit will have white fur in the snowy areas of Skyrim.

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 9:34 am

Granted, you get screwdriver and hammer!

I wish Skyrim had guns.

Granted, but you shoot yourself with the only gun in the game.

I wish for an expansion to go back to Cyrodill.

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 10:48 am

I wish for an expansion to go back to Cyrodill.

Granted, but you can't go back to Skyrim, and its the same as Oblivion in graphics and people. (Except Maiq)

I wish you can take part in the civil war.

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 3:30 pm

Granted, but you can't go back to Skyrim, and its the same as Oblivion in graphics and people. (Except Maiq)

I wish you can take part in the civil war.

granted but you're the messenger boy and the only battles are cinematic you watch from a cliff.

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 6:44 pm

I wish you can take part in the civil war.

Granted, but you can't fight because you must remain civil.

I wish to be able to kill anyone in the game, quest related or not.

» Sat Jan 29, 2011 12:18 am

Granted, but you can't fight because you must remain civil.

I wish to be able to kill anyone in the game, quest related or not.

(forgot to make a wish last time)
granted, but they're all necessary for the MQ
I wish for a full fledged fishing craft system

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 10:41 am

Granted, but mudcrabs become the only creature to hunt.

I wish I could use two shields.

Granted, but even kids call you a chicken.

I wish strippoker is the nr1 pasttime in Skyrim.

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 3:02 pm

Granted, but even kids call you a chicken.

I wish strippoker is the nr1 pasttime in Skyrim.

Granted, but:

Granted, but everyone is now realistically hairy rendering nudity inert.

I wish for a talking mudcrab merchant.

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 3:58 pm

Granted, but even kids call you a chicken.

I wish strippoker is the nr1 pasttime in Skyrim.

Granted, but only men are allowed to gamble in Skyrim!

I wish that mark, recall, and interventions were gonna be back!

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 5:16 pm

Granted, but only men are allowed to gamble in Skyrim!

I wish that mark, recall, and interventions were gonna be back!

Granted, but when you use them you lose all magicka for the rest of the game.

I wish for a scary dark brotherhood.

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 1:56 pm

Granted, but when you use them you lose all magicka for the rest of the game.

I wish for a scary dark brotherhood.

Granted, but you never see them

I wish for a respawning Adoring Fan (so I can kill him more than once)

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 9:51 am

Granted, but only men are allowed to gamble in Skyrim!

I wish that mark, recall, and interventions were gonna be back!

Granted, but you can't recall where you put the interventions.

I wish dragons have a sense of fashion.

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 4:56 pm

Granted, but you never see them

I wish for a respawning Adoring Fan (so I can kill him more than once)

Granted, but every dead Adoring fan is replaced by two more.

I wish to use the instruments as weapons.

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 10:10 pm

Granted, but you never see them

I wish for a respawning Adoring Fan (so I can kill him more than once)

Granted but everytime you kill him your system crashes.

I wish the game comes with a pizza the size of a small car. (So I dont Have to leave the house to get food for a while after I get the game)

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 8:58 pm

Granted, but you never see them

I wish for a respawning Adoring Fan (so I can kill him more than once)

Granted but each and every time you kill him he gets stronger and stronger, and multiplies himsefl until http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yysbbPStfWw

I wish I could meet nerevar in skyrim not Nerevarine. you know some kind of..something lol

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 4:41 pm

Granted, but every dead Adoring fan is replaced by two more.

I wish to use the instruments as weapons.

Granted, but only if you have the "Guitar Hero" perk.

I wish that they put Ex-Caliper in the game.

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 9:33 pm

Granted, but only if you have the "Guitar Hero" perk.

I wish that they put Ex-Caliper in the game.

It's a 3-handed sword.

I wish for a hot air balloon large enough that my noble steed can ride onto the platform.

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 10:28 pm

It's a 3-handed sword.

I wish for a hot air balloon large enough that my noble steed can ride onto the platform.

Granted but as soon as it takes off it lights up like the hindenburg, claiming your steed in the process.

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 2:46 pm

Granted but everytime you kill him your system crashes.

I wish the game comes with a pizza the size of a small car. (So I dont Have to leave the house to get food for a while after I get the game)

Granted, but three days later the rats have eaten all the cheese.

I wish build snowmen as landmarks.

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 6:46 pm

Granted, but three days later the rats have eaten all the cheese.

I wish build snowmen as landmarks.

Granted, but they are walking around, always on the move.

I wish Skyrim was equipped with a brainwave monitor and you controlled the game with your thoughts.