TES V: Skyrim... Corrupt a wish! : V - Skyrim

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 1:06 pm

Granted, but they are walking around, always on the move.

I wish Skyrim was equipped with a brainwave monitor and you controlled the game with your thoughts.

Granted, but the game is terribly buggy and turns your brain into a potato when played.

I wish for a game size larger than Oblivion

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 6:04 pm

Granted, but the game is terribly buggy and turns your brain into a potato when played.

I wish for a game size larger than Oblivion

Granted but you cant actually explore that larger area just look from afar.

I wish for Morrowind style Dunmer to come back.

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 12:20 pm

Granted, but the game is terribly buggy and turns your brain into a potato when played.

I wish for a game size larger than Oblivion

Granted, but there are invisible walls surrounding an area exactly the size of Oblivion's map.

I wish for a harpoon gun to draw mine enemies unto the tip of mine unquenchable fiery sword.

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 4:11 pm

Granted, but they are walking around, always on the move.

I wish Skyrim was equipped with a brainwave monitor and you controlled the game with your thoughts.

Granted but it is only playable on the holodeck.

I wish to able to join opposing guilds.

» Sat Jan 29, 2011 12:57 am

Granted, but there are invisible walls surrounding an area exactly the size of Oblivion's map.

I wish for a harpoon gun to draw mine enemies unto the tip of mine unquenchable fiery sword.

Granted but the harpoon misses 99% of the time if it doesn't get jammed, which it jams almost 98 percent of the time.

I wish for uber pwning spells!

» Sat Jan 29, 2011 1:43 am

Granted, but they are walking around, always on the move.

I wish Skyrim was equipped with a brainwave monitor and you controlled the game with your thoughts.

Granted, but you can only think about spears.

I wish the game plays cool music when i use my snowboard.

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 1:37 pm

Granted, but you can only think about spears.

I wish the game plays cool music when i use my snowboard.

Granted but its all generically "cool" hard rock guitar riffs.

I wish that Skyrim will have a cooking skill

» Sat Jan 29, 2011 1:41 am

Granted but you cant actually explore that larger area just look from afar.

I wish for Morrowind style Dunmer to come back.

Granted but they also have Morrowind graphics

I wish that I could show Skyrim to the people of the past

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 11:58 pm

Granted but they also have Morrowind graphics

I wish that I could show Skyrim to the people of the past

Granted, but I don't think your parents want to see it.

I wish the mountains holds a 1000 secrets.

» Sat Jan 29, 2011 4:39 am

Granted but they also have Morrowind graphics

I wish that I could show Skyrim to the people of the past

Granted, but they will all be blind.
I wish I could play Skyrim in Fallout setting .

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 6:23 pm

Granted, but I don't think your parents want to see it.

I wish the mountains holds a 1000 secrets.

Granted, but the secrets are all like "Did you hear? Milenna Adantius ate cheese last night"

I wish every weapon in Skyrim was unique

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 1:35 pm

Granted, but they will all be blind.
I wish I could play Skyrim in Fallout setting .

Granted. But its a Fallout 1 setting and the gameplay had to be addapted to be like fallout 1's.

I wish for catastrophic spell effects!

» Sat Jan 29, 2011 2:08 am

To unique weapons: Granted, but most of them are twigs.

I wish dragons are less common the cliff racers (I have an irrational fear that if there are ever flying creatures in TES, it will be just the same as cliff racers)

» Sat Jan 29, 2011 2:25 am

Granted. But its a Fallout 1 setting and the gameplay had to be addapted to be like fallout 1's.

I wish for catastrophic spell effects!

Granted, your computer crashes every time.

I wish everyone ingame spoke Norwegian, it's set in the land of the Nords after all!

» Sat Jan 29, 2011 2:24 am

Granted, your computer crashes every time.

I wish everyone ingame spoke Norwegian, it's set in the land of the Nords after all!

Granted, but they all speak Norwegian with STRONG Asian accents.

I wish that Khajiit children run on all fours!

» Sat Jan 29, 2011 5:45 am

Granted, but they all speak Norwegian with STRONG Asian accents.

I wish that Khajiit children run on all fours!

granted, but they will always be in your way, and you can't jump over them either.

I wish that sneaking worked a little like the splinter cell game

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 3:05 pm

To unique weapons: Granted, but most of them are twigs.

I wish dragons are less common the cliff racers (I have an irrational fear that if there are ever flying creatures in TES, it will be just the same as cliff racers)

Granted, the fear.

I wish I can stop this crap and go back to play Morrowind before Skyrim comes out.

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 7:25 pm

Granted, the fear.

I wish I can stop this crap and go back to play Morrowind before Skyrim comes out.

Granted, you go back to playing Morrowind, but you have a dieing need to visit the forum again and see what was said to you in this post! :thumbsup:

I wish I could fast-forward time to 11-11-2011

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 9:22 pm

Granted, you go back to playing Morrowind, but you have a dieing need to visit the forum again and see what was said to you in this post! :thumbsup:

I wish I could fast-forward time to 11-11-2011

granted, your dead, no one will sell you skyrim, your xbox/ps3/computer broke, your locked in a small cramped room, skyrim fries whatever you are playing it on

I wish nothing would go wrong with skyrim

» Sat Jan 29, 2011 12:41 am

Granted, you go back to playing Morrowind, but you have a dieing need to visit the forum again and see what was said to you in this post! :thumbsup:

I wish I could fast-forward time to 11-11-2011

Granted, but it turns out the game isn't ready yet, and you have to wait until 12-12-12

I wish to do a quest for Dagon

» Sat Jan 29, 2011 12:36 am

Granted, but it turns out the game isn't ready yet, and you have to wait until 12-12-12

I wish to do a quest for Dagon

Granted, but it's actually a dragon who had his r surgically removed.

I wish to have twenty servants by level 50.

» Sat Jan 29, 2011 12:44 am

Granted, but it's actually a dragon who had his r surgically removed.

I wish to have twenty servants by level 50.

Each one of them is an Adoring Fan.

I wish for none of you to be able to play Skyrim!

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 8:24 pm

Granted, but it's actually a dragon who had his r surgically removed.

I wish to have twenty servants by level 50.

Granted, but they always screw things up for you.

I wish for a necromancer's guild to be included in the game.

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 3:16 pm

Granted, but they always screw things up for you.

I wish for a necromancer's guild to be included in the game.

Granted Neck Romancers galore.

I wish for mt. Everest sized mountain climbing

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 9:19 pm

Granted, you go back to playing Morrowind, but you have a dieing need to visit the forum again and see what was said to you in this post! :thumbsup:

I wish I could fast-forward time to 11-11-2011

(damn it)

Granted, but as you are about to hit the switch you realise this thread will be long gone.

I wish that the fact that my iPhone needs to reload badly will let me go back to Morrowind before Skyrim comes out.