TES V: Skyrim... Corrupt a wish! : V

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 2:04 am

The rules are simple:

I make a wish, and the next person to post finds an ironic way to derive bad consequences from granting the wish, or to otherwise tag a downside to it, and so on and so forth. Heres an example:

Person A: I wish I could fly a dragon in skyrim!

Person B: Granted, but the dragon only have one wing, so it fly's in circles!

Etc, etc.

I wish Skyrim have euphoria physics!

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 12:46 am

Granted, but every time you go to an icy place in the game you fall and hit your head, blacking out and loosing health.

I wish Pauldrons were confirmed in or out already.

» Thu Jan 27, 2011 10:38 pm

Granted, but the game forces you to wear ones that you hate

I wish we had spears

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 7:41 am

Pauldrons are confirmed in, but they have the graphic quality of Morrowind.

I wish for nudity to come with the game. No mods, no fur underwear, just straight up nudity.

» Thu Jan 27, 2011 10:10 pm

Granted, but everyone is now realistically hairy rendering nudity inert.

I wish Skyrim came out in surprise and had the entire continent playable.

» Thu Jan 27, 2011 10:44 pm

Granted, but its only male nudity!

I wish for more armor types!

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 1:05 pm

Granted, but only NPC's can wear those armor types.

I want to meet Cosades again, even if its 200 years.

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 3:24 am

Granted, but he's a pile of bones!

I wish Skyrim came out tomorow!

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 6:32 am

granted but you will have to wait till the year 2042 for that to happen

i wish for a playable 3D pinball mini game somewhere in skyrim

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 12:57 am

Granted, but only NPC's can wear those armor types.

I want to meet Cosades again, even if its 200 years.

Granted, but he's a lecherous zombie.

I wish that you could persuade or bribe some dragons to take your side.

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 6:57 am

Granted, but he's a pile of bones!

I wish Skyrim came out tomorow!

Granted, but it turns out that the game is only 5 minutes in length, and those 5 minutes are all character creation.

I wish that we get to go back to the Shivering Isles!

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 3:22 am

Granted, but he's a lecherous zombie.

I wish that you could persuade or bribe some dragons to take your side.

Granted, but in order to persuade them, you have to play a graphic six-mini game with them.

I wish for staffs I can beat people to death with.

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 10:24 am

Granted, but they're lazy, smelly and useless

dammit, someone ninjad me

I wish they died

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 6:47 am

Granted, but it turns out that the game is only 5 minutes in length, and those 5 minutes are all character creation.

I wish that we get to go back to the Shivering Isles!

Granted, but now its just a pit with Clow....Clouds inside it, and it smells

I wish to go to Azura's realm

» Fri Jan 28, 2011 12:47 pm

Granted, but now its just a pit with Clow....Clouds inside it, and it smells

I wish to go to Azura's realm