TESV: Corrupt a Wish

Post » Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:27 pm

Hello all my fellow TES obsessed fourm mates, by the power of the skull of corruption i summon you to this thread.
I figured it would be a fun way to share what we hope to see in TESV and keep us all entertained as we speculate. :)
For those of you who have never played a currupt a wish game how you play is simple you have to corrupt the persons wish above you and then post a wish of your own for the next person to corrput and so on. Please keep it respectfull and fun though.

Ex) person1: I wish the game takes place in Skyrim.
person 2: wish granted, but the game only takes place in a single ice dungon with one mudcrab enemy
my wish is that they let you ride dragons
person 3: wish granted, but as soon as you try to mount the dragon it eats you
...ect ect ect

*Note: i made sure to read over the fourm rules and i believe such games are allowed but im still kinda new here and if its not i apologize


Ok ill start the game
My wish is: I hope they have more weapons in the game this time :celebration:
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Joanne Crump
 
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Post » Sat Feb 19, 2011 12:43 pm

Granted. There are a lot of weapons. Sadly, there are too many weapons and the devs responsible for naming these weapons go on strike because they're sick of having to make up names so The Elder Scrolls V is delayed by three years. Hey, at least there are more Fallout games. :D

I wish the beast races looked more beastil than they did in Oblivion.
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Izzy Coleman
 
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Post » Sat Feb 19, 2011 5:35 am

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My wish is: I hope they have more weapons in the game this time :celebration:


Wish granted, but the weapons are all replica weapons with no actual damage attributes.

Wish in following post.
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Post » Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:53 am

Granted. There are a lot of weapons. Sadly, there are too many weapons and the devs responsible for naming these weapons go on strike because they're sick of having to make up names so The Elder Scrolls V is delayed by three years. Hey, at least there are more Fallout games. :D

I wish the beast races looked more beastil than they did in Oblivion.


Granted but the beast races are so beastly that they walk on all fours and only attacks are biting and clawing.

My wish is that ESV features multiplayer co-op.
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kennedy
 
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Post » Sat Feb 19, 2011 12:05 am

Wish Granted but co-op made the game so laggy that it would crash the game each time you tried to play co-op

I wish that TeS V had an epic storyline
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Post » Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:00 am

Wish Granted but co-op made the game so laggy that it would crash the game each time you tried to play co-op

I wish that TeS V had an epic storyline


Granted, beth invests tons of energy into making an epic storyline that side quests, factions and just about everything else is severely lacking.

I wish TESV has snow caves....
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Heather M
 
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Post » Sat Feb 19, 2011 11:07 am

Wish Granted but co-op made the game so laggy that it would crash the game each time you tried to play co-op

I wish that TeS V had an epic storyline


Granted. TESV is modeled after Homer's Iliad, in which your character runs back and forth in front of a single city, killing everything in sight for years on end.

Wish in next post.
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Post » Sat Feb 19, 2011 5:54 am

Granted, beth invests tons of energy into making an epic storyline that side quests, factions and just about everything else is severely lacking.

I wish TESV has snow caves....



Granted but all the caves are just one cave from oblivion tinted blue and the only unique one is a giant tribute to The emprie strkies back.
My wish is that the game comes out soon
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Post » Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:11 am

Granted but all the caves are just one cave from oblivion tinted blue and the only unique one is a giant tribute to The emprie strkies back.
My wish is that the game comes out soon


Granted, the game is scheduled to launch summer of 2011, but due to time constraints they are forced to make the game 2d.

I wish ESV is the best ES game to date.
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Post » Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:05 pm

Granted, beth invests tons of energy into making an epic storyline that side quests, factions and just about everything else is severely lacking.

I wish TESV has snow caves....

Granted, but you can't get inside them because they are covered over in ice.

I wish that you are able to craft weapons.
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Lifee Mccaslin
 
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Post » Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:27 pm

Granted. TESV is modeled after Homer's Iliad, in which your character runs back and forth in front of a single city, killing everything in sight for years on end.

Wish in next post.


Granted. Taking inspiration from real-world ice-caves, those in TESV are largely abandoned, treacherous, and very slick - you can easily get stuck in one permanently.

I wish that TES would bring back a lot of political intrigue within and between joinable factions.
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Post » Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:44 am

Granted. Taking inspiration from real-world ice-caves, those in TESV are largely abandoned, treacherous, and very slick - you can easily get stuck in one permanently.

I wish that TES would bring back a lot of political intrigue within and between joinable factions.


Granted but the only joinable factions in the game are a good hearted bunch of knightes named the Good Knights, and a bunch of evil wicked knightes named the Bad Knights
I wish TESV has more two handed swords
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Post » Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:45 am

Granted but the only joinable factions in the game are a good hearted bunch of knightes named the Good Knights, and a bunch of evil wicked knightes named the Bad Knights
I wish TESV has more two handed swords

Granted, but they do the same damage as one-handed but are much slower.
I wish TESV has a large landmass.
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Post » Sat Feb 19, 2011 8:20 am

Granted, the game is scheduled to launch summer of 2011, but due to time constraints they are forced to make the game 2d.

I wish ESV is the best ES game to date.

Granted, but due to issues in development the source code is lost and the game is never released.
I wish that no one would grant this wish.
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Post » Sat Feb 19, 2011 3:56 am

Granted, but they do the same damage as one-handed but are much slower.
I wish TESV has a large landmass.


The map is going to be enormous, double the size of Cyrodill in Oblivion. However, it's all very linear, split up into sections all with pre-determined paths with invisible and makeshift barries such as trees and low fences, meaning you can't explore the majority of it

I hope TESV bring back polearms
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Post » Sat Feb 19, 2011 4:43 am

The map is going to be enormous, double the size of Cyrodill in Oblivion. However, it's all very linear, split up into sections all with pre-determined paths with invisible and makeshift barries such as trees and low fences, meaning you can't explore the majority of it

I hope TESV bring back polearms


Granted, but polearms are so poorly developed that mods are created to take them out.
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Post » Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:49 am

The map is going to be enormous, double the size of Cyrodill in Oblivion. However, it's all very linear, split up into sections all with pre-determined paths with invisible and makeshift barries such as trees and low fences, meaning you can't explore the majority of it

I hope TESV bring back polearms


Granted but due to an error in coding, every person in ESV has polearms for arms.

I wish ESV will be announced soon.
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Post » Sat Feb 19, 2011 11:23 am

Granted but due to an error in coding, every person in ESV has polearms for arms.

I wish ESV will be announced soon.


Wish granted but the announcment is that its coming out in 7 years...dun dun dun
I wish they bring back seperate skills for weapons

* a note to everyone don't forget to leave a wish and please keep them on topic haha
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Post » Sat Feb 19, 2011 7:54 am

Granted, but now every grade of weapon, and type of weapon are a skill (I.E Iron Dagger skill, Daedric Warhammer Skill)
I wish they got rid of voice acting.
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Post » Sat Feb 19, 2011 7:30 am

Granted, but now every grade of weapon, and type of weapon are a skill (I.E Iron Dagger skill, Daedric Warhammer Skill)
I wish they got rid of voice acting.


Granted, but instead of captions everything is in sign language

I wish there were dragon companions
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Post » Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:21 am

Granted, but instead of captions everything is in sign language

I wish there were dragon companions


Granted but as soon as you are approached by an enemy they go on a psychotic rampage killing everything in sight
I wish for better looking armors in the next game
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Post » Sat Feb 19, 2011 5:35 am

Granted but as soon as you are approached by an enemy they go on a psychotic rampage killing everything in sight
I wish for better looking armors in the next game


Granted, but among the better armors is a severe lack of bikini mail. Additionally, all the eye appealing armors are so decorative they are just that, decorative. They have no armor value whatsoever.

I wish TES V had Daggerfall's depth of custom character generation.
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Post » Sat Feb 19, 2011 11:20 am

Granted, but among the better armors is a severe lack of bikini mail. Additionally, all the eye appealing armors are so decorative they are just that, decorative. They have no armor value whatsoever.

I wish TES V had Daggerfall's depth of custom character generation.


Granted, but after the character creation, the game ends.

I wish that TESV was set in multiple provinces in one game.
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Post » Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:26 am

I wish TES V had Daggerfall's depth of custom character generation.


Oh it will, but it will also only have the playable races for Daggerfall

I hope TES:V has more animations to make characters unique so that a heavily armoured Orc doesn't run in the same way as an unarmoured Bosmer does
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Post » Sat Feb 19, 2011 12:22 am

Oh it will, but it will also only have the playable races for Daggerfall

I hope TES:V has more animations to make characters unique so that a heavily armoured Orc doesn't run in the same way as an unarmoured Bosmer does

granted, but argonians can only swim and can't wear armor.

I want the game to have a long, well-thoutout, main quest.
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