TESV: Corrupt a Wish #2 : The Elder Scrolls Series Discussion

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 4:01 am

Granted, but their all skills related to the fine, fine art of chicken catching.

I wish I could have an armored core in-game.

Granted but the Dwarves have advanced there tech and now make Gundams.

I wish for tes: v to get rid of fast travel and have better ways of transportation

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:26 pm

Granted but the Dwarves have advanced there tech and now make Gundams.

I wish for tes: v to get rid of fast travel and have better ways of transportation

Granted but travel is so realistic it can sometimes take up to a week real time to get to far off places.

I wish that clothing and armor would no longer be gender specific in TESV. How else is my skooma addicted Bosmer supposed to cross dress??

Spoiler

just kidding of course

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:41 am

Granted but travel is so realistic it can sometimes take up to a week real time to get to far off places.

I wish that clothing and armor would no longer be gender specific in TESV. How else is my skooma addicted Bosmer supposed to cross dress??

Spoiler

just kidding of course

Granted, but you were not kidding at all and when TES:V finally gives you your dream of crossdressing, both genders start to hit on your Tranny bosmer since they don't know if he's a, or she's a... wait...

I wish for more armor and cloth and that you can mix them. Like a gauntlet on your sword holding side for protection and a leather glove on the shield side to "lower the weight" so you can block faster. Thinking of it RPG way

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:22 pm

Granted, but you were not kidding at all and when TES:V finally gives you your dream of crossdressing, both genders start to hit on your Tranny bosmer since they don't know if he's a, or she's a... wait...

I wish for more armor and cloth and that you can mix them. Like a gauntlet on your sword holding side for protection and a leather glove on the shield side to "lower the weight" so you can block faster. Thinking of it RPG way

Granted, but all the "new" armor is just re-colored versions of the same armor we've already seen. And they make it so you have to wear gauntlets or you risk getting your fingers cut off.

I wish for the return of more "bestial" beast races. I,e claws that I can actually use in combat.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 2:10 pm

Granted, but in exchange for claws, you lose opposable thumbs (and therefore the ability to pick up things)

I wish TES V didn't divide spells into rigid tiers.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 7:23 am

Granted, but in exchange for claws, you lose opposable thumbs (and therefore the ability to pick up things)

I wish TES V didn't divide spells into rigid tiers.

Granted, there is now one spell, fireball, and that's it.

I wish there was a horrible, painful, hard to play mini-game involved in casting spells, where you had to weave the magic into a spell and screwing up in the slightest way blew up the entire continent.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:19 pm

Granted, there is now one spell, fireball, and that's it.

I wish there was a horrible, painful, hard to play mini-game involved in casting spells, where you had to weave the magic into a spell and screwing up in the slightest way blew up the entire continent.

Granted, but upon successfully completing the mini-game, the resulting spell is so powerful that it blows up the continent anyway.

I wish for TESV to bring back the more 'exotic' weaponry from Morrowind, like throwing stars and crossbows, and let us use them.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 10:38 am

Granted, but upon successfully completing the mini-game, the resulting spell is so powerful that it blows up the continent anyway.

I wish for TESV to bring back the more 'exotic' weaponry from Morrowind, like throwing stars and crossbows, and let us use them.

Granted, but the weapons corrupt the game and Bethesda goes spontaneously bankrupt.

I wish that the next game will have complete sensory output, taste, texture, scent, audio and sight, as well as input so you can be truly immersed.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 2:58 am

Granted but it also has pain output and when some one bashes your head in with a mace it happens in real life too.

I wish the money I earn in game could be converted into real money.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 2:17 am

Wish granted. You can turn the gold coins into dollars... but it's ingame, and that currency is not used in Tamriel. So the money is worth nothing.

I wish that TES:V can be modded like the two last TES games.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 12:16 pm

Wish granted. You can turn the gold coins into dollars... but it's ingame, and that currency is not used in Tamriel. So the money is worth nothing.

I wish that TES:V can be modded like the two last TES games.

Granted, but Bethesda gets very touchy about how the game is modded, and one day, mere moments after uploading a mod, a Bethesda Hitman enters your room and kills you, angered by some bugs in your mod.

I wish that the next game will have an excellent combat system.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 11:32 am

Granted, but Bethesda gets very touchy about how the game is modded, and one day, mere moments after uploading a mod, a Bethesda Hitman enters your room and kills you, angered by some bugs in your mod.

I wish that the next game will have an excellent combat system.

Granted, Bethesda will come into this thread and see your wish and thought "hey, lets do that!" but unfortunately they focused too hard to make the combat mechanics perfect that they forget the rest of the game and now used up all of their budget and has to close since they ran out of money!

I wish for a pirate guild!

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 3:44 am

Granted, Bethesda will come into this thread and see your wish and thought "hey, lets do that!" but unfortunately they focused too hard to make the combat mechanics perfect that they forget the rest of the game and now used up all of their budget and has to close since they ran out of money!

I wish for a pirate guild!

Granted, there is now a pirate guild and you will encounter groups of pirates along any shore you approach. The groups will be at least 10 pirates each, all of them level scaled 10 levels higher than you, and they attack you on sight.

I wish for a more realistic inventory system, where you will have to buy a horse carriage or hire a caravan to move large amounts of goods between locations.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 12:51 am

Granted, there is now a pirate guild and you will encounter groups of pirates along any shore you approach. The groups will be at least 10 pirates each, all of them level scaled 10 levels higher than you, and they attack you on sight.

I wish for a more realistic inventory system, where you will have to buy a horse carriage or hire a caravan to move large amounts of goods between locations.

Granted. But if you do not have a horse, mule, or carage with you then you can only carry potatoes and arrows along side with the armor you are wearing.

I wish for realistic wildlife in TES V

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 6:32 am

Granted. But if you do not have a horse, mule, or carage with you then you can only carry potatoes and arrows along side with the armor you are wearing.

I wish for realistic wildlife in TES V

granted, the only wildlife will be rabbits, deer, maybe an occasional wolf or bear, and bees. this ultimately makes combat ineffective when all you need to traverse the deepest woods is a can of loud rocks and a can of raid. mosquitoes are everywhere too

i wish they had an optional splitscreen multiplayer option... not an MMO mind you though.

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:25 pm

granted, the only wildlife will be rabbits, deer, maybe an occasional wolf or bear, and bees. this ultimately makes combat ineffective when all you need to traverse the deepest woods is a can of loud rocks and a can of raid. mosquitoes are everywhere too

i wish they had an optional splitscreen multiplayer option... not an MMO mind you though.

Granted, but you can only play multiplayer/dualscreen as a siamese orc twins!

I wish for an awesome but not tiresome intro so you don't mind starting a new character

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:49 pm

Granted, but starting a new character would cause your platform fo choice to explode, and impale you with the chunks.
I wish TES V had Guar mounts

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 3:03 am

Granted, but starting a new character would cause your platform fo choice to explode, and impale you with the chunks.
I wish TES V had Guar mounts

It will have, since you wished for it so nicely. Actually, you play as one. It's the only available race/species.

I wish TES V is so good it sells over 20 million copies.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 12:46 pm

It will have, since you wished for it so nicely. Actually, you play as one. It's the only available race/species.

I wish TES V is so good it sells over 20 million copies.

Granted, but the game is actually not good at all the those copies are just made up numbers to make them look good

I wish that you can play instruments in this game

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 7:36 am

Granted, but the game is actually not good at all the those copies are just made up numbers to make them look good

I wish that you can play instruments in this game

Granted, but the game is just a guitar hero rip-off with dragons.

I wish that the cover art was as good as a game.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 7:53 am

Granted, but the game is just a guitar hero rip-off with dragons.

LOL!! xD

I wish that the cover art was as good as a game.

Granted, but the cover art svcks total butt nuggets, and as a result, so does the game.

I wish more races were available to play. Maomer, Sload, etc. :3

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 8:54 am

I wish more races were available to play. Maomer, Sload, etc. :3

Granted, but they have useless perks, are all incredibly slow and ugly.

I wish for TES:V to be cheap, but good.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 2:19 pm

I wish for TES:V to be cheap, but good.

Granted, but games are never cheap in the first place.

I wish for TES:V to have real artifacts like in Morrowind, loads of them and hidden in loads of different places, related to quests or not.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 2:47 am

Granted, but games are never cheap in the first place.

I wish for TES:V to have real artifacts like in Morrowind, loads of them and hidden in loads of different places, related to quests or not.

Wish granted, but the artifacts are super overpowered, and are used by NPCs that are always at least 12 levels higher than you will ever be. and they are essiental.

I wish the wildlife in TESV behaved realistically.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 11:16 am

Wish granted, but the artifacts are super overpowered, and are used by NPCs that are always at least 12 levels higher than you will ever be. and they are essiental.

I wish the wildlife in TESV behaved realistically.

Granted, but the physics in the game are worse than they were in Oblivion, and all the people do is stand there

I wish for things like Butterflies to be killable, or capturable. (I'm running out of ideas

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