TESV: Corrupt a Wish #2

Post » Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:44 am

Granted, but captured butterflies inexplicably weigh 100 units, and killing a butterfly is punishable as an Act of Treason Against Nirn, punishable only by "death by psychic guards".

I wish TES V made it possible to follow the Green Pact as a Bosmer, and gave hardcoe roleplayers a reward for doing this.
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Alisha Clarke
 
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Post » Sat Feb 19, 2011 11:11 am

Granted ,but there is nothing to eat but plants and the reward for hardcoe role players is death by ugly faces!

I wish that the game would have Crysis like graphics and performance.
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Post » Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:36 am

Granted ,but there is nothing to eat but plants and the reward for hardcoe role players is death by ugly faces!

I wish that the game would have Crysis like graphics and performance.


Granted, but in exchange for the life-like quality of the game, the video game gods make your face look like those of vanilla Oblivion.

Edit... Forgot my wish... I wish that there would be mannequins in homes you buy, so as to show off your full suits of armor.
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Post » Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:57 am

Granted, but in exchange for the life-like quality of the game, the video game gods make your face look like those of vanilla Oblivion.

Edit... Forgot my wish... I wish that there would be mannequins in homes you buy, so as to show off your full suits of armor.

Granted, but five minutes after you load all the armor, it is enchanted by a magical mage and they get up, walk away, and throw all your armor down a bottomless abyss.

I wish that the TES V had a hardcoe mode like New Vegas, and it's just as good.
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Post » Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:13 pm

I wish that the TES V had a hardcoe mode like New Vegas, and it's just as good.

Granted, but its harder than New Vegas, and you cannot buy a bedroll, and since all the bedrolls in Bandit Camps etc will be owned, you can only sleep in inns and cities, which are all two days walk apart.

I wish for the option to join the Imperial Legion, and a war of sorts breaking out.
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Post » Sat Feb 19, 2011 3:22 am

Granted, but its harder than New Vegas, and you cannot buy a bedroll, and since all the bedrolls in Bandit Camps etc will be owned, you can only sleep in inns and cities, which are all two days walk apart.

I wish for the option to join the Imperial Legion, and a war of sorts breaking out.

Granted, the opposing army deploys a weapon that turns every member of the legion into ash, no exception.

I wish that TES V was a sequel to Daggerfall.
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Post » Sat Feb 19, 2011 4:04 am

Granted, the opposing army deploys a weapon that turns every member of the legion into ash, no exception.

I wish that TES V was a sequel to Daggerfall.


Granted, TESV is in fact a sequel to Daggerfall, not only does it share the same story, but the same graphics and gameplay as well. :)

I wish TESV will have a large diversity of weapons. MUCH more than Oblivion.
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Post » Sat Feb 19, 2011 3:57 am

granted, but all the weapons are made of rusty iron, do the same damage, use the same skill, and share the same animation. and all characters you make have a weakness to iron.

i wish that you could determine the mq on your own terms instead of being a slave to some stupid royal brat.
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Post » Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:20 pm

granted, but all the weapons are made of rusty iron, do the same damage, use the same skill, and share the same animation. and all characters you make have a weakness to iron.

i wish that you could determine the mq on your own terms instead of being a slave to some stupid royal brat.

Granted, but then the stupid royal brat comes along and slays your organisation

I wish for more factions to be joinable.
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Post » Sat Feb 19, 2011 7:32 am

Granted, but then the stupid royal brat comes along and slays your organisation

I wish for more factions to be joinable.


Granted but all the factions are all boring religious cults where you just go door to door telling people about the good news about the nine devines,
and the others are works unions where you stand out side of castles and protest for better health care.

I wish for enchanted weapons effects to never run out but to still be balanced
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Post » Sat Feb 19, 2011 10:11 am

Granted but all the factions are all boring religious cults where you just go door to door telling people about the good news about the nine devines,
and the others are works unions where you stand out side of castles and protest for better health care.

I wish for enchanted weapons effects to never run out but to still be balanced

Granted, but they are only enchantable with Fortify and Restore Health.

I wish for more building types and classes in ES:V
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Post » Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:56 am

Granted, but they are only enchantable with Fortify and Restore Health.

I wish for more building types and classes in ES:V

Granted, but they are ridiculous and unbalanced, like the build where you can look at people and they will disappear.
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Post » Sat Feb 19, 2011 2:06 am

where is your wish...........


make it make it MAKE IT
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Post » Sat Feb 19, 2011 7:00 am

Granted, but they are only enchantable with Fortify and Restore Health.

I wish for more building types and classes in ES:V

Granted, there are one million different types of buildings, and 50,000 social classes.

I wish that TES V would turn politicians into fecal matter.
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Post » Sat Feb 19, 2011 3:16 am

Granted, there are one million different types of buildings, and 50,000 social classes.

I wish that TES V would turn politicians into fecal matter.


Granted, but all the politicians of the world were flying over your house when it happened.

I wish that TES V will have viable options to complete quests based on whether you're a combat, magic, or stealth type character.
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Post » Sat Feb 19, 2011 11:14 am

Granted, but all the politicians of the world were flying over your house when it happened.

I wish that TES V will have viable options to complete quests based on whether you're a combat, magic, or stealth type character.

Granted, but all the enemies are just really weak to all kinds of combat, magic, or stealth attacks. They are also blind. They are also deaf.

I wish that TES V would get a release date within 2 years.
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Post » Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:31 am

Granted, but all the enemies are just really weak to all kinds of combat, magic, or stealth attacks. They are also blind. They are also deaf.

I wish that TES V would get a release date within 2 years.

Granted, but it is never announced, so no-one knows about it.

I wish for more merchants.
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Post » Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:47 am

Granted, but it is never announced, so no-one knows about it.

I wish for more merchants.


Granted but there all mudcrabs and you accidently kill them all in your blind rage of finaly playing tes:V without noitcint you killed the best merchants in the game.

I wish for more redheads
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Post » Sat Feb 19, 2011 12:00 am

Granted but there all mudcrabs and you accidently kill them all in your blind rage of finaly playing tes:V without noitcint you killed the best merchants in the game.

I wish for more redheads


Granted, but they're redheads.

I wish for the return of unarmored, with it actually being useful to mage/stealth characters.
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Post » Sat Feb 19, 2011 7:50 am

Granted, but they're redheads.

I wish for the return of unarmored, with it actually being useful to mage/stealth characters.

granted, but the unarmoured skill acts like regular armour and reduces the spell effectiveness.

I wish for more hairstyles.
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Post » Sat Feb 19, 2011 3:55 am

granted, but the unarmoured skill acts like regular armour and reduces the spell effectiveness.

I wish for more hairstyles.


Wish granted but the only hair color for females is red
I wish TES:V will have really amazing voice acting, and possible have some big names like FO:NV had :)
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Post » Sat Feb 19, 2011 8:33 am

Wish granted but the only hair color for females is red
I wish TES:V will have really amazing voice acting, and possible have some big names like FO:NV had :)

I take it you have something for redheads :P

Granted, but TES:V is a simple fight and kill game, there is no dialogue in the game.

I wish for animals to be purchasable.
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Post » Sat Feb 19, 2011 12:23 am

granted, but PETA sees this as a violation of animal rights and the game is made illegal.

i wish for magic to be expanded on.
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Post » Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:45 pm

Granted, but all the politicians of the world were flying over your house when it happened.

I wish that TES V will have viable options to complete quests based on whether you're a combat, magic, or stealth type character.



WINNER XD

and now @ Ni!

granted but they cost 1 million gold each

I wish they give us a TBR date already we know they are making ES5
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Post » Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:57 am

granted, but the release date announced is 2015, because they weren't really working on it till now.

i wish for more skills
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