TESV: Corrupt a Wish #2 : The Elder Scrolls Series Discussion

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 10:37 am

granted, but the release date announced is 2015, because they weren't really working on it till now.

i wish for more skills

Granted, but you will only be allowed to select one skill as a major, and the rest can not be raised by any means.

I wish for the game to require multiple play throughs if you want to experience the full game.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 4:25 am

Granted, but you will only be allowed to select one skill as a major, and the rest can not be raised by any means.

I wish for the game to require multiple play throughs if you want to experience the full game.

Granted, but you have to buy the game again every time you play through it. (But, based on other TES games, doesn't it already require more than one play-through?)

I wish that your character couldn't just pick up a set of Daedric Armor and be a master with it just because his heavy armor is 100. He needs to wear the suit of armor and become proficient with the Daedric set, because the weight will be different from sets of Heavy Armor. But, the heavy armor skill and "armor proficiency" will both affect the defense rating.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 3:39 am

Granted, but you have to buy the game again every time you play through it. (But, based on other TES games, doesn't it already require more than one play-through?)

I wish that your character couldn't just pick up a set of Daedric Armor and be a master with it just because his heavy armor is 100. He needs to wear the suit of armor and become proficient with the Daedric set, because the weight will be different from sets of Heavy Armor. But, the heavy armor skill and "armor proficiency" will both affect the defense rating.

Granted, but before you move to the next armour, you have to be 100 in the one you're in, and because of a poor leveling system, you're level 15 by the time you're out of rusty iron,

I wish for more means of transport.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 3:38 am

Granted, but before you move to the next armour, you have to be 100 in the one you're in, and because of a poor leveling system, you're level 15 by the time you're out of rusty iron,

I wish for more means of transport.

Wish granted, and the new transport is a horsewagon which always have a drunken driver that will instantly kill the player by driving into Leyawiins wall.

I wish for: More NPC voice actors.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 8:01 am

Wish granted, and the new transport is a horsewagon which always have a drunken driver that will instantly kill the player by driving into Leyawiins wall.

I wish for: More NPC voice actors.

Granted, but they all sound the same.
I wish for a co-op mode.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 12:06 pm

Granted, but they all sound the same.
I wish for a co-op mode.

Granted you can now play co-op with brain-dead 13 year old morons who can only say profanities. Also, the co-op mode consists of fighting an Archer on a distant ledge, who the 13 year old can't attack, since the guy doesn't want to be camper or use long range weaponry.

I wish for the a ruin to shoot out of a city.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 2:52 am

I take it you have something for redheads

Your very wise Sir/Madam Ni, some bodys been getting all there plus 5 mulitpliers to intelegence

Granted you can now play co-op with brain-dead 13 year old morons who can only say profanities. Also, the co-op mode consists of fighting an Archer on a distant ledge, who the 13 year old can't attack, since the guy doesn't want to be camper or use long range weaponry.

I wish for the a ruin to shoot out of a city.

Wish granted, but your city is a ruin which shots itself into space as soon as the game loads.

I wish for a quest to save a beautiful (redheaded) princess from an evil old dude and to take her as your bride

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 8:58 am

Your very wise Sir/Madam Ni, some bodys been getting all there plus 5 mulitpliers to intelegence

Wish granted, but your city is a ruin which shots itself into space as soon as the game loads.

I wish for a quest to save a beautiful (redheaded) princess from an evil old dude and to take her as your bride

Sir.
Granted, but she used hair dye, and eventually it will revert back to her natural grey.

I wish for monocoles and glasses.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 12:43 am

Sir.
Granted, but she used hair dye, and eventually it will revert back to her natural grey.

I wish for monocoles and glasses.

Sir Ni

wish granted, but they clip through your perfect facial hair

I wish TES:V has better looking character models

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 6:45 am

Sir Ni

wish granted, but they clip through your perfect facial hair

I wish TES:V has better looking character models

Granted, but all the characters are ants, and their character models are exceptional.

I wish for Crassius Curio to be the PC in TES V.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 2:03 pm

granted: but than he dies

I wish that the collectors edition of TESV (if there is one) gives us neat extra physical items like another Coin or a accualy figure/statue of a random character from the game and that it is always diffrent, like each copy would have a random statue/figure inside that is well made out of diffrent classes like Ranger/Thief/Warrior/ect

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:16 am

granted: but than he dies

I wish that the collectors edition of TESV (if there is one) gives us neat extra physical items like another Coin or a accualy figure/statue of a random character from the game and that it is always diffrent, like each copy would have a random statue/figure inside that is well made out of diffrent classes like Ranger/Thief/Warrior/ect

Granted, but it's only cost-effective for gamesas to make one unit of the collectors edition of TESV.

I wish for a sword made of apple seeds.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 5:23 am

Granted, but it's only cost-effective for gamesas to make one unit of the collectors edition of TESV.

I wish for a sword made of apple seeds.

Granted, but you can only get it via the toughest quest in the game, and then it breaks on first use.

I wish for vampires to be more playable in TES:V

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 5:03 am

Granted but because your a vampire you die instantly in a puff of smoke if you even see day light, and because this is dangerous you cant wait or sleep through day time and have to wait for the day time to pass in real time before you can veture out of your cave or where ever you are hiding.

I wish you could join clans of warewolves.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 3:53 am

Granted, but you can only get it via the toughest quest in the game, and then it breaks on first use.

I wish for vampires to be more playable in TES:V

Granted, but the vampires sparkle in sunlight and cause a stampede of fangirls which will kill you through sheer force of their impotent lust if they ever see you in the daytime (or for that matter, recognise you at night).

I wish for decent companions with a backstory - or at least some friends that can offer some guidance and companionship.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:54 pm

Granted but because your a vampire you die instantly in a puff of smoke if you even see day light, and because this is dangerous you cant wait or sleep through day time and have to wait for the day time to pass in real time before you can veture out of your cave or where ever you are hiding.

I wish you could join clans of warewolves.

Granted, you can join a clan of warehouse dwelling wolves.

Granted, but the vampires sparkle in sunlight and cause a stampede of fangirls which will kill you through sheer force of their impotent lust if they ever see you in the daytime (or for that matter, recognise you at night).

I wish for decent companions with a backstory - or at least some friends that can offer some guidance and companionship.

granted, but the entire game is now a japanese dating sim.

I wish for a plague to victimize the land as a major plot point.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 5:23 am

Edit* I totally quoted the wrong person. Ignore this entire post.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 6:59 am

Granted, but the vampires sparkle in sunlight and cause a stampede of fangirls which will kill you through sheer force of their impotent lust if they ever see you in the daytime (or for that matter, recognise you at night).

I wish for decent companions with a backstory - or at least some friends that can offer some guidance and companionship.

D:

bliviongate:

Granted, you can join a clan of warehouse dwelling wolves.

granted, but the entire game is now a japanese dating sim.

I wish for a plague to victimize the land as a major plot point.

Granted, its the final part of the plot, after saving the world, you tragically get the plague and die.

I wish for the starting point to be waking up in a barren island, no gear or map, and your 'tutorial' is getting off the island.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 5:42 am

granted, but the main quest and all side quests are completed by getting wet.

I wish TES V had several quests on the scale (and urgency) of FO3's "Wasteland Survival Guide", as a means to encourage exploring the map.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:30 pm

I wish TES V had several quests on the scale (and urgency) of FO3's "Wasteland Survival Guide", as a means to encourage exploring the map.

Granted, but they take it to the next level and put the entire game on a timer. If you don't finish everything in 20 hours real time Tamriel is destroyed. Game Over.

I wish to be able to control a Horse and carriage in TES V similar to Red Dead Redemption.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 12:41 am

Granted, but they take it to the next level and put the entire game on a timer. If you don't finish everything in 20 hours real time Tamriel is destroyed. Game Over.

I wish to be able to control a Horse and carriage in TES V similar to Red Dead Redemption.

Granted, but there is only one horse and carriage in the whole game, and you don't unlock it until you beat every quest in the game. This is imposible to do due to the fact you need the horse and carriage to start a quest, but you have to complete the quest to get it.

I wish that TESV had a fully functioning ecology with predator/prey relations and a variety of wildlife.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 12:35 pm

Granted, but there is only one horse and carriage in the whole game, and you don't unlock it until you beat every quest in the game. This is imposible to do due to the fact you need the horse and carriage to start a quest, but you have to complete the quest to get it.

I wish that TESV had a fully functioning ecology with predator/prey relations and a variety of wildlife.

Granted but than all the animes would have been the prey of other animals come attack the PC in a terms of revenge.

I wish you could become a werewolf and there would be a day and night/full moon cycle for you to change under.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 2:50 am

Granted but than all the animes would have been the prey of other animals come attack the PC in a terms of revenge.

I wish you could become a werewolf and there would be a day and night/full moon cycle for you to change under.

Granted, but due to the peculiarities of Masser/Secunda, You only turn when both moons are full, which almost never happens, and when you turn, you lose control of your character.

I wish for TES V to have magic ballistic missiles.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 12:05 am

Granted, but due to the peculiarities of Masser/Secunda, You only turn when both moons are full, which almost never happens, and when you turn, you lose control of your character.
D; i like the loosing control idea but not when both moons r full since thats rare:( waaaa
I wish for TES V to have magic ballistic missiles.

Granted: But now instead of playing TESV you are playing Metal Gear/XenoGears

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 7:58 am

Granted: But now instead of playing TESV you are playing Metal Gear/XenoGears

I wish you had remembered to make a wish :wink_smile:

I wish for TES:V for guards to not have psychic powers and for towns to be open so you can walk into them with out having to go through a door guarded by said psychic guards
(and mor redheads)