With their first remark upon my release: "Look at the muscles on you"

Here's a conversation I overheard while shopping in the Imperial City:

Hieryonmus Lex: Word's come down from up high. NO MORE BREAKS!
Guard: Are you kidding me?
Lex: NO!
Guard: My feet are killing me. Another day, another septim.

LMAO, never heard this one before.

It′s always fun to hear one guard say "I′m here to relieve you" and immediately see him turn around and say the same thing to another guard! Working a lot of overtime, eh?

Here's one I encounter rather frequently:

Guard 1: *standing guard at post*

Guard 2: *walks up to guard 1* "I'm here to relieve you."

Guard 1: "Good. My feet are killing me."

Guard 2: "Goodbye." *walks away*

Guard 1: *is apparently relieved to be rid of Guard 2*

This one is even funnier than mine!

An imperial legion soldier teabagging another dead imperial legion soldier after he died. (Bug related of course)

This happened to me a while ago, so I dont recall all the details. I was out exploring and came across a bandit, and there were two imperial legion archers nearby, on opposite sides of the bandit. One fired an arrow, missing the bandit, but striking the other archer. After the bandit is out of the picture, the two archers continue fighting one another. I just sat back and watched. When one of them died, I picked up his silver bow and arrows, which was a lot nicer than the iron bow I had.

I watched an interesting 3 way fight between a Cheydinhal - (I think) - guard, a Unicorn, and a Troll.
Which was fun.

eeeww...

The randomness of the guards in Cyrodiil is one major thing that keeps me playing!

Random being very much the operative word here...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dYf0IfDz5Y&feature=related It DOES fit the theme if you stick it out to the end. (It's a very short clip.)

-Decrepit-

ROFL