Man, there are 16 different ways to say "the" and another 16 to say "a" in German. Even Germans don't care/pay attention to closely.
All I need to know -vaguely- is; is it masculine in anyway shape or form (you'll be surprised), then it's "der", feminine then it's "die" (pronounced dee) and everything left over that's sixually confused is "das".
Anyone asks, I'm the ausl?nder wer Deutsches spricht... sort of...
Besides, everyone knows German is just a more uptight version of Dutch anyway
Or Dutch is the stoned version of German, that works too
case in point, we only have "de" for anything considered sixual, masculine or feminine, and "het" because there will always be the confused ones.
Acolyte is amazed. What is Bossman thinking?
Those peoples come to our island every freaking summer!
They're here right freaking now!!
Don't piss them off, we need the tourist income!!!
Gutentag Ich bin Gehilfe,
Kom nach Texel, wir haben ein sch?n Insel