The Achievement Generator
by Woundedkneecap
I started this topic with one goal in mind, to make as many humorus fake achievement and trophys as possible. I give credit of this idea to MythicalCreatures777.
So with out further adieu, I declare this topic open

the starters (#1st eight are Mythicals)

#"Cleptomaniac" (50) - Steal over 1,000 items.

#"Psychopath" (50) - Murder over 1,000 NPCs.

#"Squatter" (25) - Spend a total of over 48 in game hours in a house owned by an NPC you killed.

#"It sounded like a good idea at the time" (25) - Engage a Dragon in combat whilst naked and unarmed.

#"Liberal... maybe TOO liberal?" (25) - Married a same six partner of a different race.

#"PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!" (25) - Fight 5 or more guards at once.

#"If an Argonian can do it , so can I" (25) - Drowned.

#"BOOM! Headshot!" (10) - Killed an NPC w/ an Arrow shot in the head.

"Enjoying your Man-which?" (10) - Kill a dragon after it kills 5 NPC's

"Smooka: side effect include..." (5) - Become addicted to Smooka

...too be continued (im stumped), feel free to post your own. Please no hate...

It's kinda hard to read the color of your font on my 1080p laptop display

"Mudcrabs, filthy creatures." (25) - Slay 1000 Mudcrabs. (If they're in the game )

Hmmmm,

"Playin' it safe..." (10) - create over 50 save files on one character.


Also, it's "without further ado."
adieu is french for "goodbye."

All going downhill from here...(10) FUS RO DAH somone off the throat of the world.

"wtf man?" - punch Esbern the first time he talks to you.

Is there anyone who would not normally end up with several hundred save files for every character?

That's been the case for me with Oblivion, FO3 and FNV.

I use hard saves instead of quicksaving over the same file (to avoid save file corruption).

k its now color free for those that are color impaired (tech or bio)

thank you, much easier on this old man's eyes

"By Azura, By Azura, By Azura!" - Kill the Adoring Fan. (who had better be in the game)

"The Spoon Is Not Real" (5) - steal 100 spoons

"I Am Coward" (5) - run away from battle 25 mudcrabs (on seperate occasions)

"The Cell Is My Home" - (5) go to prison 10 times

"There Is No Main Quest" - (10) refrain from doing the main quest for 25 (IRL) hours

"Perfectionist" - (5) when clearing out a dungeon, check through every kink and corner & look through every crate and barrel/etc....


*Edit @ BootySweat, well, perhaps the number should be higher then. BUT achievements aren't always meant to be impossible or overly difficult to achieve, are they?

Smooka? LOL.

I don't care much for achievements, I just enjoy playing the game.

Although, previous game references are always nice.



I'd like to see something like,

"Stop right there, criminal scum!" - Get arrested.
"You should have paid the fine..." - Pay a fine to avoid being arrested.

Actually, make all the achievements references to Imperial Guards, that'll be all right.

I like this one, interesting.

Avatar award: Horned helmet: Wear the EXACT same outfit as the promo character in the trailer.

I hate my Spouse! - Kill your Spouse

I've been there and back ... Twice - Run around the parameter of Skyrim twice

He's dead Jim - Kill Esbern

Undecided Intentions - Change popularity from Loved to Hated to Loved and back. (If there is a rating)

Stand in the Fire - Beat a dragon to near death then be killed by it.

Monotonous? No.... - Complete the same Smithing, Leatherworking or Alchemy task 100 times.

Mountain-Men No More! - Blast a Greybeard off the Throat of the World with a Dragonshout

I stood above the world, notice the past tense. - Be knocked off the Throat of the World by a Dragon.

I found something better, it's called Charlie Sheen - Become addicted to Skooma.

I'm too Drive to Drunk - Win a Bar Fight while intoxicated

Wrong Guy - Kill an Ally while fighting an enemy.

Silent as a Tolling Bell - Become noticed while stealthed from knocking over items.

Run to the Hills - Fight a Dragon across X amount of feet

I'm not Dead Yet - Win a bar fight with less than 10% health.

Big Head: Obtain over 100 forks.

Problem, Officer?: Get arrested by the guard while being drunk/high on Skooma/Moonsugar/etc

Yes this one is interesting; however, 25 hours doesn't seem like very long for avoiding the main quest.

I've been playing Oblivion for years and I still have absolutely no idea what happens after you take Martin to Cloud Ruler Temple.

I would say perhaps something like:

"What Main Quest?" - refrain from starting the first step of the main quest for 200 hours

"...knows much, tells some" - 5g. Gain M'aiq the Liar as a follower.

"Stop, you've violated the law!" -5g Get caught by a guard

"Om-Nom-Nom" -5g kill someone with a poisoned apple

"Have a Fishy Stick" -5g. Catch a fish and cook it



... I'll post more later when I have time

Me too, and since I make saves pretty much every couple of minutes due to Oblivion's unpredictable crashability, I have to clean up my save folder every few days because it takes forever for the save window to open when it has several thousands of save files to load.

I applaud this idea

Real Estate Tycoon - Obtain all in game Houses
Have a fishy stick - Complete the tutorial

I think Acheivements would be a better slot to put Fallout-esque perk titles, (other than perks that is)

"Nom Nom Nom...." (5) - Consume 100 of any kind of meat

"Are You Full Yet?" (15) - Consume everything that is possible to consume in Skyrim

"... I Prefer Unicorns." (5) - Kill your horse

"I Go Both Ways" (5) - Befriend 10 citizens and also kill 10 citizens (they can be different citizens)

"I am a Fighting Arena Assassin Mage Who Spends Time At The Thieve's Guild, too." (10) - Join all the available guilds/factions

"Easy, Gentlemen" (5) - fight a man in a tavern brawl as a women

"Three-way" (10) - start a fight with 2 people at the same time in a tavern brawl

"I am Dragonborn's Crippled Liver" (10) - drink 100 beers, ales, and wines <-- fight club refrance...

Liberationist - Kill 100 Imperial Guards

Thanks, Thank you, Thanks Again, .... GET OUT - Be handed the same dropped item 5 times.

Wasn't I just here? - Walk into the same house in less than 2 minutes.

I jumped when I should have Ducked - Jump off a tower when a dragon uses its breath against you.

I don't drink often, but when I do, I win - Win 25 Bar Fights while intoxicated.

Widow-Maker and Quest-Taker - Kill a Questgiver and receive the same quest from a family member.

Goldmember - Carry 10,000g at one time.

Boom-town to Ghost-town - Kill all the NPCs in a village, including their relatives.

Economic Decline - Destroy the Economy of a town.

Racist Bastard - Kill a person from every other race except your own.

Not So Dragonborn - Die from falling off a cliff. 10g