The Adoring Fan : V

» Tue Nov 17, 2009 6:29 pm

Should he return in Skyrim, he's a young elf he could still be alive.

» Tue Nov 17, 2009 10:58 am

Of course he should. As much as people hated him he was fun to mess around with at the same time.

» Tue Nov 17, 2009 2:29 pm

I'm beginning to think that Bethesda has tapped into some primordial love for Wood Elves.

» Tue Nov 17, 2009 1:56 pm

Another question, why do I not have 6 stars, I am by far the best poster here and my speculation is always spot on. I'm looking at you Ratwar, give me the starts I so rightfully deserve or by god I'll crush you...

I'm also a Pretty Pretty Princess!

» Tue Nov 17, 2009 7:12 pm

I'm beginning to think that Bethesda has tapped into some primordial love for Wood Elves.

Wood Elves are just generally annoying IMO. It's their whiny, high-pitched voices, their stealthy and mischievous behaviour, and their tiny size which all makes them seem like insolent, annoying, little children.

» Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:11 pm

Ha ha. Easter egg anyone? :ahhh:

» Tue Nov 17, 2009 11:48 am

Just like I have fans outside the game, I still want fans inside the game. Can we have some groupies this time?

» Tue Nov 17, 2009 10:36 am

http://www.theadoringfan.webs.com/

» Tue Nov 17, 2009 9:28 pm

Another question, why do I not have 6 stars, I am by far the best poster here and my speculation is always spot on. I'm looking at you Ratwar, give me the starts I so rightfully deserve or by god I'll crush you...

You are not given stars. You get stars by posting. When you reach a certain amount of posts you will get a star.

» Tue Nov 17, 2009 12:39 pm

Another question, why do I not have 6 stars, I am by far the best poster here and my speculation is always spot on. I'm looking at you Ratwar, give me the starts I so rightfully deserve or by god I'll crush you...

I'm also a Pretty Pretty Princess!

I await your crushing, Princess.

Wood Elves are just generally annoying IMO. It's their whiny, high-pitched voices, their stealthy and mischievous behaviour, and their tiny size which all makes them seem like insolent, annoying, little children.

And yet people talk about them incessantly... Fargoth, Gaenor, the Adoring Fan... See what I mean? We're obviously hardwired to talk about Wood Elves...

» Tue Nov 17, 2009 10:42 am

Even better - have the Adoring Fan bring his younger brother, with an even more irritating voice and always nodding after whatever the AF says.

So, basically, I want TWO AF's. Hodling empty kegs and wearing shirts with that Oblivion sign on them, to kinda show you that they are 'real tough men' who survived Oblivion. All in the most fitting spirit of the Nords.

» Tue Nov 17, 2009 5:11 pm

Should he return in Skyrim, he's a young elf he could still be alive.

Not after that little slip off Dive Rock :whistling:

» Wed Nov 18, 2009 1:19 am

I await your crushing, Princess.

Why I do not remember typing that but I am indeed quite pretty. Anyways my crushing you will take place over the course of years, it will be a slow process and will tear your apart piece by piece, you won't even know if I'm doing anything, such is the beauty of my craft. Perhaps I'll start in 10 years, perhaps I'll start now and perhaps I started yesterday, you'll never know.

:ninja:

» Tue Nov 17, 2009 8:00 pm

He should return, but FROZEN IN A GLACIER. I would consider something like that to be Bethesda's apology for making us deal with him in Oblivion

» Tue Nov 17, 2009 11:10 am

he should but, not the adoring fan persay, like someone that has the same qualities of the adoring fan

» Tue Nov 17, 2009 4:59 pm

Yes! That guy is so awesome! He makes me feel loved!

But in a different form, not yellow upswept hair.

» Tue Nov 17, 2009 2:04 pm

Yes, he should return, but this time stay dead when you push him off a cliff. :ninja:

» Tue Nov 17, 2009 8:37 pm

He can't i kicked him off the cliff.

» Tue Nov 17, 2009 1:12 pm

Yes! That guy is so awesome! He makes me feel loved!

But in a different form, not yellow upswept hair.

No - keep it that. Maybe with a goatie... or nose-piercing.

» Wed Nov 18, 2009 2:43 am

Sure why not as long as we have an option in conversation to tell him to Censored Off.

» Tue Nov 17, 2009 9:03 pm

He should return, but FROZEN IN A GLACIER. I would consider something like that to be Bethesda's apology for making us deal with him in Oblivion

And your recruited by his mother to release him from it somehow. And when you do...

"OH GOLLY GEE YOU SURE ARE GREAT MISTER, THANKS FOR RELEASING ME, POLISH YOUR SHOES? WALK YOUR DOG?"

» Tue Nov 17, 2009 2:27 pm

I forgot something if he does return he has to say "By Azura, By Azura, By Azura its the Hero Of Skyrim".

» Tue Nov 17, 2009 4:48 pm

And your recruited by his mother to release him from it somehow. And when you do...

"OH GOLLY GEE YOU SURE ARE GREAT MISTER, THANKS FOR RELEASING ME, POLISH YOUR SHOES? WALK YOUR DOG?"

This is getting better... I like that.... All of it

Hey - a quest where some young man asks you to find his brother, an important hero remembered for his assistance against the Oblivioners, last seen on Coordinates X,Y... You in the end reach the glacier you're talking about. The young man starts "BY AZURA, it is him, my brother.. You are my idol...", etc... Stuff like this.

Trapped with TWO AF's.

» Tue Nov 17, 2009 1:00 pm

They should add his presence to the game. Maybe you're walking down a corridor of a dungeon/fort and you hear the whisper, By Azura, by Azura, by Azura! Now that would be terrifying.

» Tue Nov 17, 2009 12:57 pm

If I see the adoring fan again I will make a unique enchanted item just for him...

And hopefully he'll burn for all eternity, as I push him into the ocean.

Flaming forever, in an icy ocean...