"Whoa... dude... this is... the greatest thing I've ever seen..." Riley said to himself.
"I know! Oh my god! Do we have more!?" Riley replied.
"No, that's all Regahn had. Were did he go anyway?" Riley said, confused.
"Ahhhhh, I'm sure he'll be back soon." Riley replied.
"Ha ha ha! Ahhhhhh ha... Your face is (censored) awesome!" Riley said to himself.
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Milo looked through the grating at Riley sitting in the corner of the cell in a straight jacket.
He slid it closed and said, "What did you do to him?"
"He's been like that for a while now. It's probably trauma. He was woken from a coma abruptly and was forced to throw himself from a window even though his muscles were weakened." Bardon told him.
"Oh no, we're used to (censored) like that. He just looks... happy. Happier than normal." Milo replied.
Bardon hesitated, looking for the best way to explain.
"Oh, well he did run off when we started talking about putting him in there. When we found him he um... smoking what seemed to be a plant that grows mainly in irradiated swampy areas."
"God... damn it Regahn..." Milo said out loud, putting his face in his hand.
"We're probably going to get a few complaints for someone having it here." Bardon said.
Milo looked up and said, "Ya, I guess I'll take him with me to wherever now. Do you know were the vaults New Vegas are? There is one I suddenly can't remember the location of... or even the number. But I really need to find it."
"Well you could try around the strip. We haven't moved in there yet, we're stretched thin here right now. Thankfully though, so is the Legion." Bardon replied.
"Ya what is it with the you and the Legion?" Milo asked.
"Well it's kind of obvious." Bardon replied.
"Not really. I mean, I know you both want the dam but why are you all so pissed off? I mean, why are you even killing over the dam? You could just come to some sort of agreement. Your all acting like this is a war. The Dam isn't even that important, there are plenty of places to get fresh water. In fact, with you and the Legion camping around it it's impossible for anyone to get water from it. I mean, all your fighting for is who gets to charge everyone for getting watter out of a lake. And your fighting over that?" Milo asked.
Bardon was so mind blown that all he could say was,"Get the (censored) out of our base."
"You mean your gift shop?" Milo asked.
CHAPTER 49: Gods and pests
"Ugh. I can't stand the stupid little organisations with guns that try to imitate something pre-war. And then they convince themselves they are gods because they are shooting at other little organisations who don't agree with them." Milo ranted as they walked from the visitor center.
"War commercials in the walnut, eh." Riley replied.
"...Right. But, I mean. It didn't work before the war so what makes it better now? And the world is destroyed! Everyone is too busy killing each other to care about these idiots with guns saying "Ha ha! I win and now we are you rulers!" Well I didn't vote for them. And even still, congratulations, your now the rulers of a dead world. You know? The one you got by shooting everyone else!" Milo went on.
"...China?" Riley asked.
"What about China?"
"Fans' interest!" Riley said, loudly.
Milo sighed and said, "Why do I bother."
"An elephant never cares." Riley muttered.
Just then they heard a shout behind them and turned to see someone running twords them from the "base".
It was Ben.
"Hey! Can I um... come with you?" He asked.
"Milo paused and said, "...What?"
"I heard you talking. I can get you to the strip! Please, I have a really bad feeling about just staying here for long." Ben said, a little out of breath.
"Um.... ok." Milo said.
"Angels of luck on both sides." Riley said smiling.
Ben panted and asked, "What is with you?"
"Don't mind him, he'll make more sense if you give him a map or something." Milo said.
Ben put his hand in his jumpsuit and pulled out a large piece of paper.
"It's hand drawn but it's accurate." He said, giving it to Riley.
Riley looked at it for a while and pointed at a drawing of the Hoover Dam.
"We are not here." He said.
Ben looked at Milo who just said, "I don't know."
What they couldn't tell was that he was just making fun of Ben's drawing.