» Fri May 27, 2011 4:50 pm
Weasel climbed back into the truck cursing about Morgan's hostility toward having a little fun. He had another look at the chinese man and sighed, "Dude, we gotta get along of we want to make it past the first fight, anyway, you'll come to learn I'm a fun guy to be around, just gotta work with me here, have some fun, hey! lets steal Morgan's cigarettes!" weasel nudges him, the chinese man starts to crack a smile. "HEY MORGAN! YOU HIT LIKE MY GIRFRIEND!" "Is that true now?" "WHICH IS HARD AS HELL!" they share a good laugh. Weasel's face is already swelling "ah sh*t! i dropped my shades! anybody see 'em?" right here" it was the chinese man, "thanks bro, i owe you" "Hey everybody, did the news get around About a guy named Butcher Pete Oh, Pete just flew into this town And he's choppin' up all the women's meat!" the chinese man starts to sing "He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin' He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin' He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin' He just hacks, wacks, choppin' that meat!" "Butcher Pete's got a long sharp knife He starts choppin' and don't know when to stop All you fellows gotta watch your wifes 'Cause Pete don't care who's meat he chops!!" "whoohoo aint this a load a fun??" weasel takes out a compact holodisk player and starts to play 'butcher pete' "see? I'm a fun guy, the wild one, waaaha!" Weasel turned the music down a bit and began to walk around again and noticed roland with a handgun, "whats that you got there bro?" "its called the 1911, my grandfather made it, named it after the year it was made" "is it powerful?" "is it powerful? this thing would put a hole in steel buddy!" "sweet, maybe i can fire a few rounds off the next stop?" "sorry, no, its special" Weasel paused a look in his face, not anger, something else, depression, a sudden state of melancholy, "alright, I'm fine with that bro" he continued to walk around to someone eating some insta-food, "hey bro, you gotta talk to us, we could die before you know us." "exactly" kyle was his name, sad guy. "man dont think like that, i got a killer shot and if i have to I'll drag, limp or crawl to allow us all to live, i REFUSE TO ALLOW A SINGLE DEATH" kyle looked up, some hope in his eyes "alright, names kyle, weasel right?" "yea" he starts to whisper, "see that sergent morgan ass? me and that asian dude are gonna steal all his cigs, you in?" He looked up a little more "oh hell yea" "all right! now go introduce yourself to everyone else!" "sure okay" Weasel walks off with satisfaction and sees for the first time the sign of some action "woa! a wrecked up tank! its still on fire!" he leans his whole body out even further of the back of the truck. he slipped again, this time being dragged, he lets go with one hand, pulls out the picture of madison, kisses it and puts it back in his bag. "whooee! this is one hell of a ride! scratchin my boots though, a little help?"
BTW, i am a guy, i am straight please, the heart is a joke and a method of uniquness