The Big Fat Altmer Poll!

Post » Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:44 am

We Nords committed genocide on the Falmer, we can do that again with the Altmer with much more ease.
That if the Altmer dont hide in their homes because its to cold.
First we will cleanse Skyrim of this filth, and than Summerset Isle is just in reach.
We Nords are always expanding our lands, no matter what it takes.
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Quick Draw III
 
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Post » Tue Mar 29, 2011 11:50 pm

*noms popcorn* This is better than going to the movies. Keep it up, guys. :lmao:
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Devin Sluis
 
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Post » Wed Mar 30, 2011 3:30 am

would any of you high elf lovers care to place a wager against my khajiit assassin :hubbahubba: . i would put money on your frail snob being stabbed before they can see me :tongue: :toughninja:
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Austin Suggs
 
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Post » Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:08 am

altmers= the most pathetic race in the game- EVERY race is superior to them. even slave races and bosmer
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Josh Sabatini
 
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Post » Wed Mar 30, 2011 8:47 am

altmers= the most pathetic race in the game- EVERY race is superior to them. even slave races and bosmer

Even the sload?
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Chris Jones
 
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Post » Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:52 pm

I do not know which cowardly, intellectually-stunted race you belong to, but surely with this utterance you are attempting to exhibit some strange and primitive form of "wit"? Not better in any way? *haughty, sneering laugh* Oh, my poor, deranged fool. You lesser races are even sillier than I thought!

"High Elves, they act all high and mighty until you leave them in a pool of their own blood." Owyn

I'm a Redguard! Powerful enough to sink Yokuda into the sea! We endure the thousand torments of the desert sands, and strengthen ourselves through these trials!

Stay in your towers, impudent mages. Leave the glory of battle for the true WARRIORS! ROAR! :D
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Post » Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:45 pm

This thread really made me consider making an Altmer mage...(Well that, and the new spell system) And I was so sure of being a Nord barbarian.


Nah- playing as the dominant race for the province in which the game is set is so passé: playing as an Altmer will be the best decision you've ever made!
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Riky Carrasco
 
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Post » Wed Mar 30, 2011 5:52 am

Nord < Altmer
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Alexxxxxx
 
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Post » Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:14 pm

Is it a pencil or a banana?
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Tai Scott
 
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Post » Tue Mar 29, 2011 11:37 pm

You forgot an option! This poll is one of the greatest I've seen in a while.
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Josh Dagreat
 
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Post » Wed Mar 30, 2011 4:04 am

sure your smarter but does your intellect allow you to breath underwater indefinitely without the use of spells or enchantments ?

your friends the argonians
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Post » Wed Mar 30, 2011 7:19 am

They aren't as good as the Ayleids. Nuff said!

As for the playable races, I'm tied between Altmer and Argonian as my favorite race.


I think the Ayelids were Altmer, but native to Cyrodil rather than Summerset. I love playing Altmer. They don't have to be obnoxious if you don't play them as such. Aureal, Mazkan and Dremora are far more arrogant. . . and I still love them. Lol.
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Post » Tue Mar 29, 2011 10:25 pm

the last choice in the poll made this whole thing extremely funny. ROFLMAO! But in all seriousness, Dunmer and Nords are the best.
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Post » Wed Mar 30, 2011 8:07 am

the last choice in the poll made this whole thing extremely funny. ROFLMAO! But in all seriousness, Dunmer and Nords are the best.

Nords are horrible.They're like giant idiots.
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Post » Wed Mar 30, 2011 8:47 am

Sloads are still teh fukkin BEST.
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Kirsty Collins
 
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Post » Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:50 pm

We Nords committed genocide on the Falmer, we can do that again with the Altmer with much more ease.
That if the Altmer dont hide in their homes because its to cold.
First we will cleanse Skyrim of this filth, and than Summerset Isle is just in reach.
We Nords are always expanding our lands, no matter what it takes.

As a representative of the Breton people I would like to propose an alliance between the people of High Rock and the fierce warriors of Skyrim.
I would like to think that due to our provinces close proximity within each other that it would be best that our relationship would be kept on best of terms. Think that someday the Nords and Bretons could be fighting together in a fearless army of warriors and mages which could lay waste to the putrid Summerset Isle.
- High Rock Ambassador, Tommy Bozzer IV
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Post » Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:40 pm

sure your smarter but does your intellect allow you to breath underwater indefinitely without the use of spells or enchantments ?

your friends the argonians


Water breathing is nice enough, Argonains, but the trade off. . . well, just LOOK at you. :blink: :sick:
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Kelsey Hall
 
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Post » Wed Mar 30, 2011 5:40 am

High Elves are awesome....

They are the most magically adept race in all of Tamriel, and their intelligence in unsurpassed


Their intelligence WAS unsurpassed. WAS. Since there are no more attributes, sadly the beloved Altmer can no longer stake this claim. Has anyone seen Idiocracy?
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Post » Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:54 am

This poll epitomizes why I hate the high elves

To me they are the following:

Arrogant
Conceited
Narcissistic
Self-entitled
Presumptuous
Whiny pricks.

I hate them so much...

The only races I choose are wood elves, Orcs, or Bretons
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Stephanie Nieves
 
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Post » Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:45 am

I pick my teeth with altmer spines.
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Emmi Coolahan
 
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Post » Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:58 am

Nice poll. Anyways, I like em' so long they don't get all high and mighty with me.
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kristy dunn
 
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Post » Wed Mar 30, 2011 8:57 am

Has anyone seen Idiocracy?

Nope
Reading an article talking about it
Not interested
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Robert DeLarosa
 
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Post » Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:24 am

Not sure if the OP is trolling or promoting a race that doesn't exist
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Julie Ann
 
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Post » Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:44 pm

Water breathing is nice enough, Argonains, but the trade off. . . well, just LOOK at you. :blink: :sick:

well at least i dont light up like a candle at the slightest spark :flame:
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Kayleigh Mcneil
 
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Post » Wed Mar 30, 2011 5:00 am

I find them to be the most boring race of them all. I've played exactly one Altmer character, and I lost interest after about 10 hours.
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