So, do super mutants use the toilet, or do they just crap in the woods?

Well they are immune to radiation so [censored]ing in a radioactive toilet won't grow green shrooms on their ass.

Super mutant behemoths plant their fire hydrant into the ground and defecate next to it like a canine.

That explains why all the toilets are broken. Damn Mutants and their big asses.

Don't they wear a diaper? Pretty sure that solves the mystery.

Maybe the reason why they are always so angry is due to them not being able to use a toilet. They were exposed to the Forced Evolutionary Virus so they might have "evolved" to not create any waste.

In his books Tolkien describes Trolls as "creatures who live in their own filth".

I'd assume the super mutants are not that far off..

Why do you think they keep those hounds around? To have something to blame for all the poo on the floor.

Does ANYONE actually use the toilet? (Other than as a seat for potty humor screenshots.)

Well, strictly speaking, there's no need to ride the high horse. Since there's not a single working toilet outside a certain location, it's anyone's guess what everybody does. Your player character included.

Oddly enough, in this alternate universe.. the only thing that seems to use toilets are teddy bears.. So the real big question is in the fallout universe, does the phrase: "Does a bear crap in the woods?" mean "no"?

Maybe "sometimes" would be more accurate.

Our player character doesn't even need to use the restroom (or eat or drink at all for that matter). The SS converts anything he or she eats into 100% energy.

they are the pinnacle of years of research and development to create the best human who suprise suprise dosen't defecate.

I always just figured they did their business wherever they were when the feeling took them. Hygiene seems to be the last thing on their mind. They live surrounded by putrid sacks of rotting bits and I doubt they bathe.

Don't know about your arrangements, but I made a two unit self composting toilet directly above Preston's bedroom, to keep him occupied. It should work fine by itself, but he seems to enjoy the busy work and who am I to judge

You Monster .

The big question - it's on Preston's head

That theory is full of .... poo. Ever notice they all wear brown pants?

[Made you look. ]

Ahem. Ladies do not take part ins such functions. I smell of rosebuds and brahmin flesh.

The one that should be in your question is that why Ghouls lost their genitalia.

As you can see in loading screen, their crotch are flat.

Mods will fix it.

Steroids.

Good idea. Next time I create a structure, reserved for Jon Lun, Marcy and Preston and build a public restroom right over their beds. No plumbing necessary. Only holes in the floor.

It's things like this that make me suspect that all humans are synths and there are no real humans left.