No Zoolander the Discombobulated ?

Morokei then

What a thoroughly enjoyable fashion show with many marvelous contestants. I admit I had a difficult time choosing my favorite. They just all look so fabulous!

Hillarious post! Even though I wonder...

This was actually pretty difficult, there were a lot of well dressed liches on display. My hat's off to the contestants.

Voted for Zahkriisos. Just something about that armor that makes him look... damn.

I would like to join the Dragon Cult, but that seems like it'd be end-game, Alduin eating the world, supposedly and whatnot.

I was quite the orator of my time. Of course, self-centered Morokei was envious of my charisma. He had to resort to back-room politics to secure himself as Priest of Bromjunaar. I have no qualms though. Vatlume is all I've ever needed, and contains the most loyal of True Nords to ever exist. And I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for that meddling Valdar! Dir ko faaz, Nikriin!

*uber nostalgia*

Ahhhh... Those were the days. What if I told you modern-day welps, that the nords of yore were a cultured and civilized race. Whom worshiped the one true Divine, Alduin, First-born of Akatosh, and father of the Dov. Nords, who knew their place in society, who knew their strength, and who knew their responsibilities. They weren't running around challenging each other in selfish duels for hunger and envy of power. They loved the arts as much as they loved to fight, and our military was the most finest of all in this depraved continent of Tamriel. They even had health insurance!! Do the savages of today have health insurance? Do they!?

They did not interest themselves in the affairs of neighboring Mer. They did not go around poisoned by Merrish religious practices and then begin spreading it like a plague. No, no, no, that all happened long after the cult's benevolent reign. A group of blasphemous cut-throats grew envious of the Priest's power and wanted anarchy, and chaos. They did not care what might happen if the cult fell, they simply wanted power, our power. Power that these traitors would not even know how to properly use! They would anger Alduin and his children! The blasphemy!

Why! Why... they were like... Valdar!!! Yes, Valdar! Evil and wicked he is, they had the same ambitions, and delusions of grandeur! They wanted to rule themselves as barbarian kings. They cared nothing for the people! The people were happy, educated, and even had appreciation of the arts, and culture. What do the savages of today like? WAR and violence, worshiping their mortal heroes as Gods, and drinking unhealthy amounts of alcohol! They went from a prosperous, educated civilization, whose magistrates could rival that of the Altmer! And whose soldiers were unmatched. And now... look at them...

Valdar! Tahrodiis Valdar! Hin vokul suleyk fen liivrah!

anol personality, as in: rigid, unfunny, boring, and strict.

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he is Valdar's great great great great great great great..... *1 hour later* .....great great grandson. He is also called Valdar.

*shivers from the blasphemous act*

VALDAR! Hah! I await your next of kin! Wicked he is! I will re-awaken in my full power, and neither Valdar, or his wicked grandson shall http://i.imgur.com/EawPFVw.jpg?1

Let me guess, all of his great great great great great great great....*1 hour later*....great great grandfatherS were also named Valdar.

I hadnt thought of that. I'll be using that now.
*slowly leaves thread*

*shivers uncontrollably*

Valdar... STAHP!

Most exalted Hevnoraak, while you are obviously the most supreme of all the dragon lords, your fashion doesn't compare to one. I have selected Dukaan as my choice. Forgive me.

Ever notice how all the dragon priests are male?

It's so sixist.

Ahzidal is the man. Love his history and of course his gear, lol.

'Twas a hard call between Ahzidal and Miraak. Ahzidal's gold theme is very nice indeed. However in the end Miraak's elegant yet understated robe, combined with the distinctly Old One mask, just had to win it. Mostly it was the mask.

At least one of my characters would definitely go Cult.

Also, yay, happy I could tie the score, 9 to 9.

Zahkriisos look BA

I am bummed that Bethesda could not get around to giving Vahlok a cool Stalhrim mask.

Hell, I am bummed that Vahlok did not play a larger role in the Dragonborn MQ. He could have given us a different perspective of the Cult of old.

Shhhh! There, there. He's gone now. He cannot hurt you anymore. Everything will be alright.

Hevnoraak. Valdar has come for you.
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Y.Y...You... B.B.Blasphemous.. s.s.s.s.s.s.savage!! What crime against civility have y.y.you committed??

Now I seriously need to get some screens of me punishing Valdar... This is... unacceptable!

...And yes, modern Jarls can't dress.

But I don't think Miraak can, either. Other than that it was very hard to decide! You're all so stylish!

Thank, thank you. Indeed, more than just our culture was lost over the eras. Aye, the nords have lost their sense of fashion as well. Good thing the cult is still around and we will eventually bring it back.

Hevnoraak you should make a Dragon Priest dance party video in Valthume with all 13 priests and your draugr army while Alduin stares at everyone.

Fixed.

lol

I'm not sure I can pull it off to the bone, but I'll see what kind of picture I can cook up that closely resembles that. I was thinking of doing a 13 Dragon Priest Free-for-all.