"Hail All - Brave City Bromjunaar

Forever These Walls Shall Stand

May Enemies See Her Majesty

May All Quake to Behold Her"

Hello, hello! And WELCOME to the first annual BROMJUNAAR FASHION SHOW!!!!!!! *applause* That's right! Featuring some of the finest and most majestic royal outfits the modern day tailors would and shall be envious of! In contemplation of the benevolent Dragon cult of yore, these holier than holy Priests of Alduin have assembled to partake in this fashion show of the ages! Each attire and their eponymous masks were specially handcrafted by themselves. Their fashion tastes are impeccable, their faith devout, and their hearts of righteousness, they are ready to show off their magnificent splendor to you, the public!

And with that said, I shall now give the podium to our gracious host - and one of the 12 contestants - Please give a round of applause to... Lord Hevnoraak!!!

*WILD APPLAUSE*

Thank you, thank you, oh thank you! You savages are all too kind! Greetings, blasphemous heathens. Under the magistrate of Overlord Alduin, and funding from the old members of the 2nd Atmoran society?, and the support from Draconian Associates Management inc. I, lord Hevnoraak of Valthume present to thee, Bromjunaar Fashion Show of 4E 201!!!

*applause*

It is a common misconception that those of the holy ranks are anol and boring. Strict and official, and have no fashion tastes whatsoever. I am proud to say, this is false. My attentive audience, we of the Priesthood are but the epitome of FASHION! Why, it was us - most holy of Alduin - who began the tradition of "royal dressing" that the savage Jarls of today claim to adhere to. It was not the pansy Elves from Aldmeris who invented the term FASHION. Aye, it was the benevolent Dragon cult of Atmora, who brought this tradition to Snow Elf infested Skyrim. The cult, who graced it's subjects with the splendor of dragons in human form, as represented by the craftsmanship of our holy robes, of our holy masks, of our holy souls!

Without further ado! Let the Bromjunaar Fashion Show of 4E 201 begin!!!!

- Hevnoraak of Valthume

*In honor of heroic http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/577867195242798588/5000877B20E653D89C4B8A38BC1C764CDADF3CFC/ Guardian of Solstheim, and most brave of the cult.

Whose deeds inspired the hearts of men and Dov.

THE HOLY CONTESTANTS





http://i.imgur.com/yOdSfQm.jpg the Embittered Destroyer

http://i.imgur.com/spCS8YG.jpg the Dishonored

http://i.imgur.com/2iFLAiN.jpg the Brutal

http://i.imgur.com/wce1hbT.jpg the Sorrowful

http://i.imgur.com/uxJLlNh.jpg the Guide

http://i.imgur.com/4O0SM10.jpg the Glorious

http://i.imgur.com/Qaps5qs.jpg the Vengeful

http://i.imgur.com/aP0tV3K.jpg the Mad

http://i.imgur.com/Qmh91KO.jpg the Rageful

http://i.imgur.com/nbtuGYk.jpg the Shadow

http://i.imgur.com/C0W3vyw.jpg the Horrific

http://i.imgur.com/ibs6qbA.jpg the Bloody Sword

Vote now!!

If you have ANY problems viewing the screenshots then click the link below for the custom album I made:

http://imgur.com/a/8PUwd

Fabulous!

Hevonraak, if I may say so, you make some of the most enjoyable posts on here

Shouldn't it be "Miraak the Traitor"?

Nope. While a traitor he was, his name literally translates to "allegiance, guide". Therefore: Miraak the Guide.

Thanks.

Miraak and Krosis<3

Miraak is sixy.

Miraak definitely has the coolest mask. Though, I'm fairly partial to the new ones that came out in Dragonborn. Also, I was a bit surprised at the lack of Konahrik.

Hevnoraak, have I ever told you that you remind me of Javik from Mass effect 3?

The "Konahrik" doesn't exist as an actual physical Dragon Priest that you can encounter. So he was omitted. Vahlok was omitted because he does not have a mask.

I know mortal, so much fashion from ye olde days is blinding.

I'm not surprised. He's my favorite Mass effect character behind Legion. I guess I'm sort of influenced by his "primitive" shtick when I RP Hevnoraak and "modern day heretical savages" lol.

I like your speech. Welcome back floating friend, I would vote for you, but I have to go with Miraak on this one. If Konahrik were an actual priest, I'd most likely pick him instead, though you did name my character Konahrik a while back...

It's a shame we didn't get any art concept that would show what a living dragon priest looked like.

Here you go: http://i.imgur.com/uogWsp6.jpg

I'm not the only one imagining this is taking place in Las Vegas with Hollywood MC speaking whilw holding a mic and Hevnoraak comes out as that Miss Universe's president, right?

Well I most certainly am thinking it now...

My oh my, Morokei is looking rather fetching today. Dare I say.....even more fabulous than Hevnoraak himself?

lol, I was going for something like that. Like a parody of it.

uggghhhh. That... conceited jerk? Did you know he once interrupted one of my speeches? The nerve he had!

So how were true Nords like in your cycle besides Dragon worship?

They had to walk uphill two miles to get to work. That's for sure. Hevnoraak will fill you in on the exciting details.

Ahzidal.

Ahzidal because he looks so damn cool

Hevnoraak!

But it was a hard choice. Such a fine assemblage of ... dead men.

Fabulous indeed!

It's obvious that Lord Hevnoraak has perfect organisational skills, not to mention a great understanding of Dragon Priest psychology! I mean, just imagine getting all those together and not starting a fight.

One can feel the tension in the air, but Hevnoraak has a firm grip over the situation.

He also managed to convince Lord Miraak's "dad" to let him out past midnight, it seems.

Can't wait for the after-show cocktail party!

Hevnoraak for poster of the year. Take notes people.