The "Completely Random Ideas That Will Never Make It To : Fallout: New Vegas

» Wed Nov 24, 2010 10:18 am

A perk that multiplies your weapon damage by 100000000 and turns bullets into mininukes. Also your chance of hitting someone in VATS is 100 and the gun weighs 0 pounds. All enemies will then proceed to attack each other and then die in a nuclear explosion. Then the sun grows and devours everything around you. And you get an armor that shoots out death rays. And you can't die... and you can fly. Cuz its got jetpacks. Also, press N for night vision.

» Wed Nov 24, 2010 1:22 pm

The Gomorrah is a strip club so there is a chance for hokers. Besides, Nova was one. Not an exiting one, there was no fade-to-black or anything, but she still said she was a [censored].

My apologies. Graphic six scenes with hokers. Thanks for the tip.

» Wed Nov 24, 2010 9:57 am

Cookable Grenades. Being able to kill children.

» Wed Nov 24, 2010 8:18 pm

A weapon of unimaginable power.
A weapon that would make the angels cry.
A weapon that would make Chuck Norris cower underneath a blanket.
A weapon that even Superman would shudder upon seeing.
A weapon that even Lord Sauron would see as too evil.

What Fallout: New Vegas needs is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dd_X-C5g29o.

» Wed Nov 24, 2010 11:04 pm

lonely drunk stalin who has been living the las vegas lifestyle to forget his troubles

Sounds like an awesome sitcom.

» Wed Nov 24, 2010 9:50 pm

I want STD's after six with a hoker (Male or Female)

I want to walk down the street and there are Tv's playing reruns of Chelsea Lately

Dat Kon V who will do tattoos that no one would ever touch in real life

A cameo of getting to shoot Kim Kardashian in the face!

» Wed Nov 24, 2010 11:58 am

How about a Mutated pet Dragonfly that you can ride on, It can spit out flames from its left nostril onto the poor idiots that upset me. MWAHAhAHAhAH!!!

» Wed Nov 24, 2010 1:45 pm

Haha. I'd like to see a building, like a fast food restaurant, with the sign "Whites only", and it should be the HQ of a gang consiting only of... blacks!!! xD Because irony is awesome, and that would also be a good way for Obsidian to say f- you to racism AND include it in the game at the same time... of course I meant for the "Whites only"-sign to be a pre-war sign now.

But there's already racism in the game. Most people don't like ghouls or super muties, and they're people too

Ghouls and super mutants aren't technically a race. Saying they are a different race is like saying burn victims or people with downs are a different race.

» Wed Nov 24, 2010 10:31 pm

Mutated giant guinea pigs and sun lotion.

» Thu Nov 25, 2010 1:17 am

The Miley Sirus DLC
The last boss is going to be a giant dragon that has to be slain by a group of wizards, healers, and warriors.
Conjuration: Summon weapons and oblivion portals
Daedric with AK47's

Basically your idea is a perk called Bad Santa where you can go around and spank children?

Yes.

Do you want XP and realism? Don't pick Bad Santa. :hehe:

» Wed Nov 24, 2010 5:19 pm

Area 51 Side Quest - Make it happen
Motorcycles / Cars - Must have
Drunken Elvis Weddings
Crazy Bachelor Parties
Bar Fights
Strippers/prosttutes... lots of them. They have to try to solicit you like real strippers/prostees though none of this debbie downer Nova BS.
Different drugs other than Jet... magic mushrooms? / Halucinations (think fear and loathing in las vegas)
Vampire Bats - "We can't stop here... this is bat country."
A special encounter where the enclave are mowing down a wedding rehearsal (obvious Kill Bill reference)
Monty Python atqfthg references.

» Wed Nov 24, 2010 6:58 pm

Every gameplay mechanic and in game item from every successful game that has come out in the last year. Better yet, you should be able to import characters from every game ever made. How much more interesting would Fallout be if you could play as Pac-Man with a minigun?

» Thu Nov 25, 2010 1:32 am

The return of isometric view and the turn base system.

... this could start a war.

» Wed Nov 24, 2010 11:59 pm

Hmm... there should be a perk that makes you grow 2 extra fingers in one hand(or toes in foot) with a total of 7 and it would bring you luck in casinos... xD?

» Thu Nov 25, 2010 2:19 am

commiting suicide

» Wed Nov 24, 2010 7:31 pm

200+ year old twinkies!

I mean, we all know that Twinkies were formulated to last 1000+ years, probably outliving the human race itself.

There should be Plenty of them laying around for us to eat, as I don't think that even ghouls or mutants are stupid-enough to eat them.

» Wed Nov 24, 2010 3:32 pm

Commonweath DLC
Vehicles
These guys-> :intergalactic:

» Wed Nov 24, 2010 6:02 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVWdf1Ky2bI

» Wed Nov 24, 2010 10:18 pm

A Herd of young children that try to kill you, and when you look at them and their name pops up, it says, "Twilight Fan"

» Wed Nov 24, 2010 3:22 pm

i'd like to see some storms or any rain just played red dead in Mexico ATM got the best weather i think ive ever seen

» Thu Nov 25, 2010 1:50 am

I'd love to see http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0Q7MLR89p8 in Fallout: New Vegas.

» Thu Nov 25, 2010 12:02 am

I want http://lovelifelikeyourself.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/lionbar0602_800x672.jpg to be an enemy to fight in New Vegas.

hahahaha look at the lions balls!

» Wed Nov 24, 2010 9:56 pm

Your Mom, LOL.

...

:facepalm:

» Wed Nov 24, 2010 11:12 pm

The old flowers back from previous games, So I can Skip up to a Slaver and place it in his barrel 50xp and positive Karma.

» Wed Nov 24, 2010 11:07 pm

I'd love to see http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0Q7MLR89p8 in Fallout: New Vegas.

Holy [censored] that's a great idea... Really that's most genius war weapon I've ever seen.

HAMMAAM SHAMMA oh look a nice litle kitty AHHHHHHH I'M SHOT MAN DOWN MAN DOWN...

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