"Aww, what a cute little kitty. Kitty want a treat, yes?" "Meow. -nods up and down-" "Aww okay. -walks over- -stops- Wait, when did we have kittens in our land? Oh God. Err I mean Oh Alla-" "Kittenshot does critical damage! Terrorist is neutralized! +10XP"

The http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/4020/topsecretax1.jpg.

You consider afro-americans, asians, hispanics and caucasian as races? They all belong to the human race. I think it's a tricky question though, I could say both yes and no. And on another note, if you do consider them races, you think being a super mutant is on the same level of being, say, an asian? I do think their genes has changed too much from humans to be called humans, the same with ghouls. They are not just burn damaged, they rot alive and they live forever and radiation heals their wounds. Can the human race do that?

Horse armor!

NBA

A mailman/postal worker random event. Who when he finds out your a non unionised "Courier" gives you a parcel as a "gift" runs off then detonates C4 planted in the package.

if they have vehicles, a pogo stick would be nice.

Or maybe a pink kiddies tricycle with tassles on the handles and a nice basket coated in flowery stickers, to make a mockery of the BoS or people in badass power armour.

If I could ride the little red tricycle from Fallout 3, New Vegas would win on so many levels (aside from the levels of win it'll have when it's released).

Guns, talking robots, gouls (whatever they are) and kitties.

A follower that does not participate in combat and instead is only there to help carry your loot around. Basically, I want a "pack-mule" type follower like an armored brahmin or a robot whose weapons systems have been disengaged.

Personally, I thought having a follower took away some of the challenge and made the game less creepy and unnerving. (To me, the game just felt more intense without an AI parter there to watch your back)

Fix'd.

That's actually going to be one of the companion wheel commands. Passive.

3 years after Fallout 3, it's now called DogMat.

It's Raining Men special encounter < the title says it all.

A bunch of male ragdolls in suits falling from the sky? 0_o

I guess something like that just to make it funny or something like maybe clown costume or what your saying suits or just undress men in there underwear something that would just make you laugh

Trololololol as a song on the soundtrack.

Specialized followers could be nice, like in F2 you could have followers open doors for you if they were better at it (Vince/Science). They should then have reduced combat abilities, and hang back during fights. Good idea mate.

I want a lumber jack as a companion, and if you are able to convince him to wear a tutu you get a perk for being so persuasive.

hot coffe mod. nuff said.

You sit in an armchair in a shack but you don't realize its full of irradiated hallucinogenic mutant mold. If you sit there for too long it sends you on a 2001 Space Odyssey ending like journey.

A house thats actualy good,or a pet bear named Rufas that you can ride across the waist.You pick which ones more likly to happen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXYHRWMjLkM

We can cook stuff now, so fried chicken. Although I intended this idea to be ridiculous now it just sounds delicious. It should probably be the one food that has completely negative effects.

Kept this for another forum, was hoping it wouldn't have to come up here again, but it seems to fit the bill pretty well:

The epic sax man.
SO you guys are thinking right now "evilweazel, you handsome devil, what is epic sax man?" Well my friends, epic sax man is the coolest of cats. He plays the sax quite a bit and knows how to acquire many women by doing it. Epic sax man's birth was never recorded because all the doctors exploded when he was seen. But you guys are waiting just as much as I am, so here I am, going to show you epic sax man.

http://www.youtube.c...ayer_embedded#!

That is epic sax man, also known as Proffesor the best, or as I like to call him, the coolest of cats. Now i'm going to tell you why this man belongs in New Vegas.

1. The sax man is the epitome of Las vegas
Look at him go. Look at that fist in the air. Look at that snappy white vest. Look at those dashing red biker gloves. This guy represents vegas in all those ways because vegas is full of snappy dressing people(but only the really cool ones get the gloves!)

2. The sax man could easily survive nukes
You know why that fellow is shaking his hand in the air like that? Everytime he does that, an object in space be it an asteroid, misplaced alien related DLC for a good game, or a spaceship full of libertarians, his fist sends off many shockwaves that deflect the object from the earth. This also works on radiation and heat and all that stuff those nukes make so he would be ok. FUN FACT: the sax man doesn't age so he would be in the Apocolypse as long as he isn't killed by earthly means like Clint Eastwood or Bob Dole.

3. Epic sax man can play the sax
Imagine this, fellow fallout fans. You're walking through the desert with no ammo, 1 HP, and a bunch of powder gangers chasing you. You hear this tune off in the distance, and what happens? Thats right you fine vixens, this epic sax music explodes their heads, and you see epic sax man playing his sax to regenerate your HP all the way and make you proud to be an 'merican.

4. Epic sax man gets many women
Now Epic sax man is the coolest of cats, and needs to spread his genes to other women so the world can fill with the raw power of epic sax man. And what world needs more sax in it than the world f fallout? None at all that's for sure.

This is obviously the best of ideas and should be in the game.