Our Drinkin' Buddy is happening.

For real.

http://mancave.cbslocal.com/2014/02/17/how-beer-making-robots-are-going-to-change-the-way-you-drink/

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/scientist-invents-drunk-robot-ideal-7136761

People of Earth:

Please, conserve energy.

By, um, NOT PLUGGING IN a FRICKIN' ROBOT that PRETENDS TO DRINK BOOZE and simply USES POWER to POUR IT BACK IN A BLOODY JAR.

If you're that lonely on the holidays, just go to bed!

Just shows that humanity will be celebrating our inevitable enslavement by robots. Here have this free beer that I personally made while I escort you and your family to a party that we are throwing for all our victims....I mean honored guests.

So logically if she weights as much as a duck then......(villiger: shes made of wood!)So and there for!......a....(villiger:A WITCH!!!!) Also is this like the margaritaville in that episode of south park were you pour the salsa at the top and it comes out the bottom?

If it just ran on Plutonium.....