Yes, you heard right. I am the offical 'Deficient obtuse Sophomoric Noob Superior'
Multiplayer is awesomely awesome, but I am pure noob chow!!!
I have 110 kills, that sounds normal enough, but I've DIED 274 times! -_- I can even hit a damn barn if my life depended on it.
I know how people say practice makes perfect, well that ain't working!!! I've been practicing on wars for most of my life, and I still get the piss whooped out of me!
I mean how do these top players get so good?! I seriously almost want to change my online name to 'Fail Noob' or something.
*sigh* sorry, I just had to vent how stupidly lame I am.

Protip: shoot enemies until they die to kill them.

Protip: shoot enemies until they die to kill them.

-_- Yes that is apparent, but what happens when they shoot, until they kill you first? Then what!?

protip: aim for the face. this works for many areas of life. For example: when your shooting at someone, when punching someone, and when you pull out and need a place to make a baby batter deposit. Always aim for the face. It makes life better. Besides - crysis MP makes COD mp look slow and measured. these games are **** from the word go. If you want a paced and fun MP experience: get bad company 2.