» Mon May 10, 2010 6:37 am
Kalarn grinned as he walked upstairs, fumbled with some dressers, and came back down. He threw a skirt to the orc and said, "Here, be like your mother, pathetic, if she can't fight off some skeletons, then she wasn't worth the clothes on her back, I must ask. Has she ever been to Morrowind, and worked at Desele's House of Earthly Delights? Oh wait, shes too ugly to even be there, and them women are just wenches, just like your mother."
This will irritate the orc, maybe enough to get him to do what orcs do best, go bezerk so we can use him as a killing machine.
Kalarn then added, "You know, Desele's House of Earthly Delights was the place where one of my former friends worked, maybe she seen your mom, looking in the window wishing she could one day be pretty enough to work there. Oh wait, she was an ugly orc, with a worthless, little, brat, you... Kalarn grabbed some more mort flesh out of his bag and rubbed it against the orc's face and said, "Eat it, it belonged to an ugly orc, the ugliest one I ever seen, most likely your miserable mother."
Kalarn swings his sword at the undead beheading one...
Kalarn then adds after a second, "Too scared to start fighting, you cast a little, light spell, why not do some more, earn your food orc, before I force-feed you this flesh for dinner!"