fallout series has a lot of movie refrences and funny conversation list some of your favorite below what can you tell me about what Your favorite funny things are
What can YOU tell ME about...wait...what?-FO3

Rat Surprise.
In Fallout 2 at the Mariposa military base, the PC can sneak near two super mutants chatting away the time. If you let them speak uninterrupted, one offers the other a recipe for Rat Surprise.

"Want hear new recipe?"
'What Kind?'
"Rat Surprise."
'Sound good, how me make?'
"Catch rat, careful no squish too much."
'How no squish? Every time I club them, they pop. Very messy.'
"You want hear recipe or not? Catch rat your problem."
'Me sorry.'
"Hang by tail on wall. Let hang 'til tail fall off; it ready then. Eat quickly, if let sit too long, the surprise crawl out and fly away."
'Sound yummy.'

"Are you a maker of war or peace?"
"Pizza."

"They asked me if I knew anything about power plants. I said as much as anyone I'd ever met."
"Then they asked if I knew anything about Theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics."
"They said welcome abroad."