How does that guy feel? I there you are at a meeting where they are handing out weapons and one guy gets a Laser Rifle, another gets a Plasma Rifle, another gets a hunting rifle, and you get a pool cue.

The Psycho would ease the pain

"I'm sorry, man. It's all we had left."

"Yeah right, it's all you freakin' had left."

-Storm out of building-

-Three days later-

"I can't believe what happened to Jerry."

"I know. That dude from the Lucky 38 fed him his own pelvis. Is that even legal?"

"No idea. One thing is for sure, the guy had a terrible taste in weapons."

He leaves and comes back a month later with custom mods to the pool cue. It now fires grenades and can turn back time.

Probably don't like him very much.

"Hey guys, nice guns, where's mine?"
"Uhhh... Here, have this"
... "It's a pool cue"
"Yea, you can... hit people with it, and uhhh... play pool"
"But, Lee got a plasma rifle..."
"Who needs a plasma rifle when you have a pool cue! Go test it out on that guy"
... "Okay"
*Runs off*
"Dude, that was the courier from Lucky 38"
"I know"
*Gunshots, screaming*
"Hehehe"

After they charge me they don't feel a thing.

On a related note, Veronica and I used pool cues to take down some goons in The Tops.

well thanks to power armor the laser weapons have the same effect as the pool cue, maybe timmy the fiend sold his good gun for jet, and all he could find, before his final fight with the courier, was the cue he was playing pool with :shrug:

what about the thugs in freeside? you just get rushed by a guy with a lead pipe!

im in mk2 combat armor with a marksman carbine and boone and ED-E are with me, and im like 'wtf?'

I am in Power Armor with a Gauss Rifle and they still charge me. It would be nice if enemies recognized a losing fight.

svcks to be that guy.

Had to be the new guy... but then again, if it was me, the dude passing out the weapons would be found the next morning with a pool cue impaling him... from his brown-eye out his mouth.