KIKAI! You bring me human when get back! I'M HUNGRY!

AND FIND ME GUN! Finger too big to fit in trigger now! GRRRRrraaagGgghh!

You're just in luck! We had a few in the freezer out back! (Don't ask where they came from).

What kind of gun are you interested in? You're a big guy, so perhaps a Gatling Laser would suit you.

Now, Overlord Kikai and Overseer Kikai must catch some sleep. It's been a very and busy productive day for all of us! If you have any questions, ask Larry.. though he's not the sharpest tool in the shed, but he might be able to help you.

Journal: Super Mutant Master Verisco
Day 1 of new life

*Chews bucketful of Mentats*

Ahhh...that's better. Can't think straight with the constant throbbing of the gigantic mutant veins in my skull. But other than that....THIS IS THE GREATEST!! I can't wait *tears off frozen leg off corpse and eats* to get my hands on a real puny leather-man. They think we're freaks? They'll see! Maybe he'll fight back, then I can step on him and get my skull chain started, hahahaaa! The new bent metal armor from Kikai is more comfortable than expected, especially since I can bend it into any shape with my 38" biceps. Hmmm....I think I will take that Gatling Laser though. I don't want to have to scraqe mini men off my boots all the time." :chaos:

Come on humans, join us in our mutated ascension. Take the dive, and be spared the annihilation that will be unleashed by our gigantic green hand! Leave your puny broken bodies behind, all the human flaws, the human way of thought, and become the future! Become, PERFECTION!

Hi, I'm Frankis
I was born with a horible defect...tennis elbow...i need help and this is my last chance at a happy, fuller life!!

Welcome, mini man they call Frankis. I am glad we met here, in the presence of the sacred Green Stuff, instead of in the Wasteland where I would be forced to tear your spine out. The humans are weak, and stupid! But you don't have to be one anymore, just take the dip into the gigantic bubbling East Coast FEV Vat over there *Points*.

And ughh....read this thinly sliced piece of wood. Overlord Kikai says so. :deal:

Uhmm... can I still join if I wear a purple robe and operate the machinery?

*looks at vat and sniffs air* That stuff smells like centaur p*ss!! meh, not as bad as a bath at Megaton *dives in*
omg!! dude....this is like the intimate psycho trip man....I'm freaking out!!

Umm...

Are you SURE it's safe?

Overseer Kikai reporting for duty!


We're always looking for people to work the vats!



I'm glad to hear you're having a good time!



Oh yes, it is quite safe. Just remember your training, don't forget your morphine before you go in, and relax!

Overlord Kikai's Journal, Day 2
Location: Germantown Police HQ
Time: Morning

There's nothing like a good, hearty meal and a nice, peaceful slumber to make a mutant feel good and ready for the day! I ate my fill again just so I wouldn't be hungry later. Even brought some snacks for later, just in case. The humans always think that we only eat them, but we're more than happy to eat other things, too, even the bodies of our fallen comrades. Even in death, they can help their fellows to survive and thrive!

Today, I have decided that I will visit the Mall. There's supposed to be many exciting things going on there and it all sounds horribly interesting. There's also a city of Ghouls there that I'm going to try and get into if they'll let me. I've never been in a whole settlement of Ghouls! It sounds very exciting. Perhaps I can make a friend there. Oh, I dearly hope so!

*after an hour in vats crawls out* ugh, i feel like theres pillows inside my body, like im being forced out from the inside I WAS IN THERE TOO LONG!!!
waite...*extends and retracts elbow* oh...my..God...*tears fall from eyes* my tennis elbow! IT CURED Oh thank you FEV!!!

I think I'll go play some Ball in a cup with my good arms as I wait in the hospital for my morphine fix.
Oh, and when will my...you know..."Tesla Canon" grow back? If you catch my drift?

You have been cured, dear brother!

I only wish we had Tesla Cannons, but it would appear the Brotherhood of Steel as a monopoly on that weapon. We could stage some kind of attack to get one for ourselves, but, well, you've seen how that goes for the others when they try. For now though, would you like a Tri-Beam? We've got several of those! You just have to know how to use it.

naa...never really liked the way the shots separate...would you happen to have a large number of mini nukes in stock? with my new muscles (Yay for FEV) I'll just throw them, Who needs a Fat Man...With Guns Like These *Flexes*

Check the Storeroom. There's all kinds of stuff in there. Some of it may have been.. ahem.. borrowed from the BoS or Enclave.

....Those Bloody Troops! couldn't we just send in like 10 overlords and a behemoth or two into the citadel? think of the rewards man.... I'd get to send a few mini nukes their way...hehe
as for the Enclave...*shudders* If they cought me, I'd try and kill myself before it's too late, but then again, it would already be too late...*shudders again*

I think we should leave such foolish endeavors to our lesser-minded brethren. They seem more than happy to do that kind of stuff.

The Enclave is bad news, man. Keep clear of them unless you know what you're doing and always travel in pairs if you think you'll be running into any.

While I've only skimmed the thread there's some really funny stuff in here. However we don't allow club threads on the forums and we can't grant an exception simply because it seems to be well handled. You're welcome to have the group, and display membership in your sig, you just can't have a thread for club buisness and recruiting.

The Free Vat Society has been reopened as an RP, you can find it http://www.gamesas.com/bgsforums/index.php?showtopic=1060862