So I'm making a mod at the moment, and by partaking in an entirely optional sidequest (which may or may not involve a Naked Nord Barbarian and a shotgun wedding), the player has the possibility of contracting a certain disease.

However, I'd like to give this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_syphilis a name that sounds like something the sons of Skyrim would come up with. So far, I've narrowed down my options to "Grandgore", which is what the medieval Scots called it (or something possibly related to it, since medical records from the time are a bit iffy), and "Elfpox".

But I'd also like to see what names my favourite forum-goers can come up with.