ok so i'm gonna try and bring some thing back from the discusion board from the elder concil on facebook called the giant spider

pretty much it was just a funny as [censored] RP were each post is some what short or if you can make it funny enought while being long go ahead


it was mostly stuff like you pull out your sword and then you...
then the next person will add to that so your post can be like that or you can


stuff like that try and make it as funny as you can



i'll start


one day you decided to go into a cave to explore upon entering you find a really good sword laying on the ground so you pick it up and carry on until you walk in to big opening and find that its covered in spider webs. you turn to go back the way you came when a giant spider comes down in front of you. you pull out the sword you found and then


alright go

You try to yank out your sword then realize...

...that the blade is made out of cheese. So you...

...throw the cheese blade, hoping the spider is distracted by the tasty hunk of dairy when...

...Sheogorath appears, obviously upset of your lack of appreciation of the deliciously deadly weapon...

...You decide to ask for forgiveness and take a step backward when suddenly...

....A thick calloused hand plants itself on your shoulder. You turn around and....

...notice that the Hand is one of four. Mehrunes Dagon is behind you and is ecstatic about your destruction of your cheddar blade. He looks at you comfortingly and says...

..."Come with me, mortal, an join me in my realm. Serve me, your god, and destroy all the cheese you want!". His voice is deep, echoing, and utterly, indescribably terrorizing. You shakily reply...

"huh?" Then the spider lunges itself at you, pinning you down and

..Frodo appears, shining his light which blinds the spider, allowing to to get up and..

...haul ass out of there, but in your frantic sprint, you find yourself lost deeper inside the caves. You start to panic when you suddenly come across...

A group of Daedra worshippers who...

...were chanting, and standing in a circle around...

...a really nice pair of purple tights. That's when you realize that the tights were actually the ancient mighty tights of...

...Crassius Curio, legendary play writer of the Lusty Argonian series. One member of the ominous group walks over to the lavender pants of tightness and...

decides to put them on, once on he sudenly starts to

Run in an unstoppable frenzy. He realizes he cannot stop so..

...he crashes into you. It is here you are discovered by the daedra worshipers who then....

Proclaim they are followers of Molag Bal and are determined to get those pants off for nefarious and mysterious reasons. Once they are off...

...You snatch the Lavender of Tight-Fitting-Pants, and, being the bastard you are, you put them on, to which...

you start hauling even more ass and make your way to the exit, but once your out you realize that

A group of Skyrim's finest women are coming up the hill, about you see you in your Lavender Tight-fitting pants, so you...

... run your hand through your hair and smooh out your eyebrows. You run over to the nearest tree, lean up aganst it in a dashing pose and greet them. "Hello ladies..."

they look your way but then they start to scream and run away as fast as they can, this is when you realize that the giant spider is falling from the sky toward you, you