By the Gods I have Never Seen.... : V

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:03 pm

And taste good in ketchup.

But honestly, this line is getting annoying. "By the gods i have never seen such a thing". Yes you have 5 or 6 dragons have attacked the college now.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:42 pm

Dragons in my game hate Riverwood with a burning passion. Pun intended.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 2:07 pm

I do hear that a lot....

but....do you ever make it up to the Cloud District?

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 7:57 am

I do hear that a lot....

but....do you ever make it up to the Cloud District?

Nah, not really. I mostly wander the western wilderness of Skyrim.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:13 am

I do hear that a lot....

but....do you ever make it up to the Cloud District?

Where is the Cloud District?

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 2:24 am

I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took an arrow in the knee. :disguise:

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 1:10 am

Where is the Cloud District?

This.

What the hell is a Cloud District?

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:11 am

We're taking over the silver mine. No. Sudden. Moves.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 2:13 pm

And taste good in ketchup.

But honestly, this line is getting annoying. "By the gods i have never seen such a thing". Yes you have 5 or 6 dragons have attacked the college now.

Maybe those particular nameless guards have not seen such a thing

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:28 pm

Olfred!

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:42 pm

Maybe those particular nameless guards have not seen such a thing

Everyone in the college is named though!

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 11:21 am

I do hear that a lot....

but....do you ever make it up to the Cloud District?

I used to go to the cloud district... then i took an arrow to the knee...

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:56 am

Maybe those particular nameless guards have not seen such a thing

They were the same wizards that have been helping me slaughter Dragon's at their college doorsteps for a while now. What are they fighting blind?

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 12:39 pm

I got dragon attacks 3 times INSIDE Riften and at least 5 times outside of it.... Something really attracts them to the city... i wonder what..

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 2:23 am

I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took an arrow in the knee. :disguise:

This one.

I've come across at least two dozen guards that are veterans of "The Battle of Wounded Knee".

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:32 am

This.

What the hell is a Cloud District?

its the second tier of whiterun city

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 12:22 pm

Yum!
:mage:

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:39 pm

No lollygaggin'!

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 2:20 pm

Mages make me, lol.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:01 pm

What i laughed out loud at was when this happened yesterday:

I just finished killing a dragon in Riften with the help of the guards, then when i'm halfway through absorbing it's soul, one of the guards came up to me and said this: "I've got to thinking... maybe i'm the Dragonborn, i just don't know it yet."

:rolleyes: :facepalm:

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:57 am

Now this is funny stuff.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:12 am

What i laughed out loud at was when this happened yesterday:

I just finished killing a dragon in Riften with the help of the guards, then when i'm halfway through absorbing it's soul, one of the guards came up to me and said this: "I've got to thinking... maybe i'm the Dragonborn, i just don't know it yet."

:rolleyes: :facepalm:

I literally lolled at this^
The favorite place for dragons in my game is Dawnstar, there is a legit pile of dragon skeletons there

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 12:06 pm

What i laughed out loud at was when this happened yesterday:

I just finished killing a dragon in Riften with the help of the guards, then when i'm halfway through absorbing it's soul, one of the guards came up to me and said this: "I've got to thinking... maybe i'm the Dragonborn, i just don't know it yet."

:rolleyes: :facepalm:

I think guards may be [censored].

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:20 am

I used to go to the cloud district... then i took an arrow to the knee...

I'm glad someone caught on to this so I don't look like a 'tard lol

So yesterday I was in the middle of my most epic dragon fight ever with my level 8 mage (seriously this fight was lasting forever). The dragon had just landed and was distracted by my flame Atronach, so I ran up to smack him in the back with my Bound Sword.

All of a sudden, I found myself in a damn conversation with a fugitive who was giving me a helmet to hold onto and if I snitched on him he would kill me. I was getting roasted the whole time he was talking to me. He then left, I started attacking the dragon again, and then I was in ANOTHER conversation with the guy chasing him. And then after asking me if he saw anyone come by, he was all 'Oh LOL look a dragon!'.

:facepalm:

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 7:01 am

Walking down the street in fully upgraded Daedric heavy armour and some guard asks me if I've lost my sweet-roll