The kitchen sink in our first house was clogged at the trap, and I'd seeen the hubs fix it multiple times before.
So I took shut the water off , took the trap off, snaked it, hit something, and all this gunk overflowed the bucket, then the trap broke off of the pipe, and the pipe broke. It kept snowballing from there.
My husband, his stepdad, and his brother were all laughing, until they found out what needed replacing.
Long story short, the entire outflow plumbing for the sink and part of the outflowplumbing in the wall was redone by them. I do NOT unclog or attempt plumbing manuvers EVER.

what goes up must come down

hmm, I've got a lot of regrets, but I don't care to go into many of them

Physical Pain Regrets:
Thinking that you played on the monkey bars by jumping from one end to the other (my arm did not appreciate that idea )
playing with a glass pear my mom had a decoration, I was lying on the floor throwing it up into the air...it landed on my teeth, hurt like hell and nearly broke my braces
"What does Soap taste like" the folks at the ER were quite nice


Shameful regrets:
giving a close family friend a pile of [censored] for her birthday, it was my friend's idea, but her kids were absolutely pissed at me and never allowed me to hear the end of it. They've long forgotten that but I still a lot of shame for having thought it was ever a good idea
calling one of my closest friends fat when we were first friends


that's all I care to go into

Turns out I'm more of a mustard guy.

"Lets use this thick block of wood as a target for my pump action pellet gun." Just glad the ricochet has less energy than the initial shot or I would have headed to the hospital with a lead pellet in my head.

This also ranks up there with "Even though i'm not an electrician i'm certain I can re-wire this mixer lets test out the fix." Blew every single breaker in the house and that is why no one would dare babysit me again. An inquisitive 10 year old with a tool kit is a very dangerous thing.

I had this great idea that I would wake up this morning.

Remind me not to do that anymore.

Where to begin... :facepalm:

btw I'm not sharing them :teehee:

I don't regret anything.

im suprised no one has said "i do"

First time riding a longboard, though I could handle a rather large hill. Forgot to weave with the board to stay in control, got speed wobble and hopped off trying to start off into a run, knee popped sideways and tore off part of my bone that my ACL was connected to. Then i continued on to do a couple front flips and landed face first in dirt. Now, 2 surgeries, a full leg cast, a couple months of therapy and a year later, my knee still isn't healed Good times.

"It's only a http://luksavat.tripod.com/mace.jpg."


But really, Stepping infront of a taxi in New York....

"Its just cocaine, whats the worst that can happen?"

"Sure it's still stable.."

:fakenopic:






:facepalm:

^{Honestly, that I'm still alive today is a testimony to stupidity being a naturally sturdy design.}

"Whats the harm in running headlong against a brick wall with a motorcyle helmet on?"
"Surely covering the drivers eyes for a few seconds won't do anything. Besides, the red light is on. . ."

"I can fly!"

"What do you mean hot glass explodes?" :facepalm:

"The red button doesn't always mean danger, does it? Hello? Anybody there? I guess I'm all alone..."

"Just one more drink, then..."

"What would happen if I spit on a lightbulb from above?"

Thing exploded...have no idea how I wasn't even touched by flying glass. bits everywhere :foodndrink: