"In the knee" comments : V - Skyrim

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 8:47 pm

This confirms it: people will [censored] about anything. Jesus Christ.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 2:36 am

LMFAO! I had a guard come up to today in Whiterun and say that very thing.

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:29 pm

It's all fun and games until someone takes an arrow to the knee. :glare:

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 3:55 pm

Yeah, but this "joke" is funny if you don't abuse it, like those people on youtube..

and i'm glad, i reapeat, i'm GLAD that you don't wrote the "joke" wrong, by typing "TO the Knee"...

I hate that, because people keep writting "TO the Knee" when the correct is "IN the Knee."

That's because I actually play the game, unlike most the people on Youtube trying to hop on the hype train and get as many thumb-ups as they can. -.-

Anytime a guard says that to me in the game now, I save, promptly take out all my rage by murdering him and all his buddies (+ any townspeople in my way), then reload my save and continue walking with a slight smile on my face.

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 9:50 pm

Is that quote from guards really that funny?

No, just a lot of people have a bad and uncreative sense of humor.

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 3:55 pm

Stop lollygaggin'

thats whats wrong with skyrim these days, everyone is obsessed with death

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 8:24 pm

thats whats wrong with skyrim these days, everyone is obsessed with death

This doesn't even make sense with what you quoted.

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 5:56 pm

This doesn't even make sense with what you quoted.

aye, but does the fact that every guard has a crippling injury make any more sense?

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:27 pm

The birth of an internet meme.

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 2:03 pm

You'd think the entire garrison in every city in Skyrim is comprised of ex-adventurers with busted knees...

Guard: "I used to tell random people about the time I took an arrow in the knee...then I took a sword in the face."

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 12:45 am

You'd think the entire garrison in every city in Skyrim is comprised of ex-adventurers with busted knees...

Guard: "I used to tell random people about the time I took an arrow in the knee...then I took a sword in the face."

Yeah I posted this else where, but I think its the truth... For the whole "arrow in the knee " Joke. why we PC users got screwed

and my theory is:

Lol Why didn't he take a arrow in the console(s).. That fix him good. with his 360/ps3 broken. Maybe he get back to doing his job? lol

I use to be known as Todd Howard, But I took arrow in console
I use to actually care about The elder scroll, but I took arrow in the hand
I use to play Oblivion, but then my pc took arrow in the tower

Lol I'm sorry..

WAIT a min. Maybe He DID shoot his pc and thats why he decide make on consoles? LOL