The Trailer

Elder Lyons looked over a set of Powered Armored figures, all of them ready for battle. Each and every one of them had Brotherhood of Steel armor, and a laser rifle in there hands... all but one. One was strapped in Enclave Tesla Armor, with a Tesla Cannon on his shoulder. Elder Lyons walked to the man, looking him over.


"Name, soldier?" the Elder said, hands behind his back.

"I r deh Lone Wanderer" the powered armored man replied, his voice somewhat robotic. "I r epic!"

"Indeed... why are you not wearing your power armor and using your issued laser pistol?"

The Lone Wanderer looked around, "Because... they make me sooooooooo saaaaaaaaaad! And it r the best armur in deh entire game, lawls!"

"Game?" Elder Lyons said, "You think this is a game! We are at war, not playing some game! In this ti-"

"Wowwww... u r really gay, r'nt you?" the armored man replied, "And old! Why r u so old? U r so old. Why r u so old? Lawls I r more pro den you r!"

"... As I was sayi-" Elder Lyons began to say, only to be interrupted once more.

"Ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay lololololololololololololololol!"

"ENOUGH! This is war! You must choose sides, you must be ready for anything! The Enclave and Outcast are right at our doorstep, preparing to bring us down! We can not just sit idle, while the Enclave with its superior technolog-"

"The Enclave has moor epic technooligii? I r join them!"

"Then... we must... kill you, you know?" Elder Lyons replied, looking to the armored man. How could one be so stupid...

"Noooo! I r kill you! I AM FIRING MY LAZARRR!" the armored man said, pulling the trigger on his Tesla Cannon.

"NO! YOU'LL KILL US ALL YOU FOOL!"

"Lawls my roflcopter go soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi!" was all the Armored Man said before flying in the air somehow, shooting down at everyone in The Citadel. "Soi soi soi soi soi!"


OOC: Well, there's a shot at a humor thing. Not very funny yet, but that was just a trailer. Should I make more?

That was... interesting.

I see the humor in it. And it would definitely be something I would personally read, but is it really appropriate for this forum? I'm not a mod, but this is not serious at all and I don't see how it would fit in here. If it is allowed, then my apologies. Please, continue. This should be hilarious.

I'm takingly it insanely more lightly then last time. Its actually good, it made me laugh a little! Continue.

Lol, this is great, keep writing! :goodjob:

LOL this is awesome continue.

Woo hehe. Alright, will continue this. By the way, if you guys want to see my writing halfway at its best, check this one out.

http://www.gamesas.com/bgsforums/index.php?showtopic=1030478 The Retributers. I was just bored when I wrote this one, so its nothing compared to most of my other works.. however, future installments otta make you guys laugh real good.

I have a weird sense of humor. I was laughing too much when I read that

I saw the humor, but your theft of Arby N Chief's Roflcopter killed it.

Only Chief can say Roflcopter :spotted owl:

I see the humor.

Y'know what's funny? Easily half the people who were crying for the ability to actually join the Brotherhood of Steel (not the honorary membership as given by Lyons) would probably act as out-of-character as is presented here. Nevermind the military discipline, uniform, guard duty, loyalty, and respect for one's superiors. No, it's a status thing.

That's probably part of the reason Bethesda didn't have any joinable factions aside from freelance merc guilds. Players would get bored with their realistic (and mundane) assignments, then ditch them to go off and plunder a cave or slaughter a few hundred baddies single-handedly. Those players probably wouldn't take well to having the Brotherhood, Outcasts, or even Enclave shooting them on sight for dereliction of duty.

Why have you abandoned this story Mr. Boom? Why??

At the moment, I want to finish the Wasteland Wars before I forget the entire plot I made for it. I will come back to this sometime later in the year however!