"The Lusty Argonian Maid" Continued? : V

» Sun Dec 26, 2010 6:39 am

Please post why you think it should be contuuinued or not

» Sat Dec 25, 2010 11:01 pm

It's author is probably dead by now, but...

» Sun Dec 26, 2010 1:06 pm

To be honest I had to look this up to remember what it was

But yeah, why not?

By the way, never google image search that :shakehead:

» Sun Dec 26, 2010 4:38 am

Fantastic read. Needs another volume.

» Sun Dec 26, 2010 4:18 am

Voted for Hope So simply because it was a book with a very deep plot and very rich believable characters :spotted owl:

» Sun Dec 26, 2010 1:16 am

The author may be gone, but we could find the next page of the book somewhere. I'm sure they'll throw something of the sort at us.

» Sun Dec 26, 2010 9:30 am

My Argonian Dovahkiin will be an ancestor of hers.

» Sun Dec 26, 2010 1:25 am

:facepalm:

I don't know why but I wouldn't mind seeing another one but how about "The Lusty Nord Maiden".

» Sun Dec 26, 2010 7:45 am

The best book in the game besides ABC's for Barbarians! Even if the author is dead someone could...no...HAS to continue the series!!! :ahhh:

It's a very emotional plot! I was crying the whole way through.

» Sun Dec 26, 2010 12:54 am

By the way, never google image search that

Advice like that should be common sense IMO. :nono:

» Sun Dec 26, 2010 11:36 am

The best book in the game besides ABC's for Barbarians! Even if the author is dead someone could...no...HAS to continue the series!!! :ahhh:

It's a very emotional plot! I was crying the whole way through.

I am having trouble with the rest of the letters. Why haven't they finished this yet!?

» Sun Dec 26, 2010 12:15 pm

It's author is probably dead by now, but...

Crassius Curio, yeah? I think he was possibly dead for Oblivion as well. That doesn't mean we can't get a new act/scene in Skyrim though. That book is obviously just for fun anyways. I think if they can justify only including one seemingly random scene in Oblivion, there's no reason that they can't include a different seemingly random scene in Skyrim.

» Sun Dec 26, 2010 12:13 am

Isn't the book in Oblivion (at least) just a small part of the play? Maybe the lost chapters are hidden somewhere.

And relating to that google thing, a ..."unabridged" version is around too

» Sun Dec 26, 2010 2:36 pm

By the way, never google image search that :shakehead:

Why... WHY!?!?! I should have listened.. :sadvaultboy:

» Sun Dec 26, 2010 2:47 am

Gives me an idea for a quest in Skyrim.
You have to gather up all the pages, there could be something like over 100, sort of like the nirnroots. If you give them to one person, he will rebuild the book, pay you a huge amount of golf, give you the spear that was featured in the book (Assuming it was just a spear, and not... the other thing) and then start reading the book. If you return 24 hours later, it turns out the book was so horrific that he killed himself, so you can take the book then if you want. Attempting to read past the "cleaning of the spear" scene results in a non-standard game over.

» Sun Dec 26, 2010 3:48 am

Gives me an idea for a quest in Skyrim.
You have to gather up all the pages, there could be something like over 100, sort of like the nirnroots. If you give them to one person, he will rebuild the book, pay you a huge amount of golf, give you the spear that was featured in the book (Assuming it was just a spear, and not... the other thing) and then start reading the book. If you return 24 hours later, it turns out the book was so horrific that he killed himself, so you can take the book then if you want. Attempting to read past the "cleaning of the spear" scene results in a non-standard game over.

» Sun Dec 26, 2010 3:07 pm

Never knew I had so many fans.

» Sun Dec 26, 2010 9:04 am

Why... WHY!?!?! I should have listened.. :sadvaultboy:

i'm trying hard to resist the temptation. is it that bad?

wouldn't crassius be dead though? maybe he wrote more acts that went unpublished, and theres a quest involving uncovering the lost acts?

» Sat Dec 25, 2010 11:43 pm

It's author is probably dead by now, but...

Yes, but he's probably as famous as Shakespeare now and his plays are performed everywhere :slap: :bolt: :clap:

» Sun Dec 26, 2010 9:27 am

For the love of all that's holy, DON'T bring that book up :facepalm: . One more word in it and Skyrim's rating would escalate from 16 to 18 :rolleyes: .

» Sun Dec 26, 2010 2:22 am

My Argonian Dovahkiin will be an ancestor of hers.

Do you mean a descendant?

» Sun Dec 26, 2010 12:53 am

I want the WHOLE story on Lifts-Her-Tail thats why

» Sun Dec 26, 2010 2:20 am

I want the WHOLE story on Lifts-Her-Tail thats why

Some things are better left unknown, unseen, and unthought.

» Sun Dec 26, 2010 12:29 pm

Yes. And in the centuries since, it'll have gone from being considered tawdry entertainment for the masses to one of the classics of late 3rd-era literary canon.

» Sun Dec 26, 2010 12:03 pm

Of course...what other advlt books am i supposed to show my friends in school?