By Crassius Curo

A short excerpt from Crassius Curo's bawdy play

ACT II, SCENE IV CONTINUED

Lifts-Her-Tail: Good evening, Master Colto. Back so soon from your walk?

Crantius Colto: Yes, my dear. And I see you have finished trimming the hedges at the front entrance.

Lifts-Her-Tail: Indeed I have. Would you like to examine my work?

Crantius Colto: No need, my love. I will take the rear entrance so as not to disturb the mistress.

Lifts-Her-Tail: Pardon me, sire. Are the bushes not satisfactory? The front gate is just as quiet as the back door.

Crantius Colto: But it is quite wide. Perhaps you could resize it. Until then, I shall take the rear.

Lifts-Her-Tail: Again your pardon, Master Colto. I am but a simple Argonian Maid. Rebuilding the front gate is beyond my abilities.

Crantius Colto: Do not fret, my blossom. I prefer the back door, but you must be capable of shrinking the front door with enough effort.

Lifts-Her-Tail: Thrice your pardon, sire, but even with all my efforts, it may take months!

Crantius Colto: Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.

END OF ACT II, SCENE IV

This one fits right in with the others. One needs an exceptionally wild mind to write these indeed, well done!

That backdoor must be absolutely fascinating to Crantius. I highly approve. Wonderful work.

Nice work. Can't wait for the next one...

But... isn't she an Argonian... and those are reptiles... and they don't have... right?

I'm to young for this [censored].

The Hist deemed it necessary for this Argonian to have pubas.