The Lusty Argonian Maid, Volume III

Post » Wed Mar 11, 2015 5:31 am

By Crassius Curo

A short excerpt from Crassius Curo's bawdy play

ACT II, SCENE IV CONTINUED

Lifts-Her-Tail: Good evening, Master Colto. Back so soon from your walk?

Crantius Colto: Yes, my dear. And I see you have finished trimming the hedges at the front entrance.

Lifts-Her-Tail: Indeed I have. Would you like to examine my work?

Crantius Colto: No need, my love. I will take the rear entrance so as not to disturb the mistress.

Lifts-Her-Tail: Pardon me, sire. Are the bushes not satisfactory? The front gate is just as quiet as the back door.

Crantius Colto: But it is quite wide. Perhaps you could resize it. Until then, I shall take the rear.

Lifts-Her-Tail: Again your pardon, Master Colto. I am but a simple Argonian Maid. Rebuilding the front gate is beyond my abilities.

Crantius Colto: Do not fret, my blossom. I prefer the back door, but you must be capable of shrinking the front door with enough effort.

Lifts-Her-Tail: Thrice your pardon, sire, but even with all my efforts, it may take months!

Crantius Colto: Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.

END OF ACT II, SCENE IV
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Brooke Turner
 
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Post » Tue Mar 10, 2015 7:46 pm

This one fits right in with the others. One needs an exceptionally wild mind to write these indeed, well done! :sweat:

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Post » Tue Mar 10, 2015 11:31 pm

That backdoor must be absolutely fascinating to Crantius. I highly approve. Wonderful work.

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Post » Wed Mar 11, 2015 5:10 am

:rofl: Nice work. Can't wait for the next one...

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Milagros Osorio
 
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Post » Wed Mar 11, 2015 8:34 am

But... isn't she an Argonian... and those are reptiles... and they don't have... right?

I'm to young for this [censored].

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Post » Tue Mar 10, 2015 10:44 pm

The Hist deemed it necessary for this Argonian to have pubas.
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