The lusty...... : V - Skyrim

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 1:24 pm

I want Khajiit! A lusty Khajiit maiden would be so awesome!

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 12:48 pm

Maybe the only race that can RIDE dragons are Argonians haha
:hubbahubba:

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 3:55 pm

everyone in one book :blink:

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 7:43 am

I've been trying to obtain a copy of the lusty argonian maid for years!
now were changing the book!? Jobasha will not stand for this!

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 2:41 pm

The lusty breton maid. :hubbahubba:

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 5:06 am

Where's the "None" option?

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 5:31 am

Where's the "None" option?

Would you rather the book involve another thing?

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 5:28 pm

Would you rather the book involve another thing?

Nope. It's just customary not to make the poll biased and add in an option for people who disagree with the idea completely :nono: . It's common courtesy.

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 5:33 pm

Should still be Lusty Argonian Maid

In fact I'd love it if one of the thieves guild quests was to steal a rare first edition of Lusty Argonian Maid.

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 7:19 am

I think they should write more of the lusty argonian maid. It's only that small section they include in the game...

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 1:19 pm

Kitty pron naow!

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 3:48 am

Nope. It's just customary not to make the poll biased and add in an option for people who disagree with the idea completely :nono: . It's common courtesy.

I don't think it's biased. I included 10 races, besides the whole topic is risque. If it were a more serious subject I might have felt the need for courtesy.

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 5:21 am

I agree, what the hell! Dunmer are well known for there sixuality.
I want my Redguard, Dunmer, Altmer, Orismer, and kitty pron naow!

Much more kitty porm. Some of the stories about Khajiit is interesting.

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 2:48 am

Well, it can't be the Lusty Argonian Maid, because there are tragically no more spears to polish.

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 6:07 am

Most comical thread in the forum. haha.

Yall are weird!

but..... my vote would be the breton. I mean come on... they have a speciality in magic. Think of all the things that could come out of that... :hubbahubba: bahahahahaha!

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 4:48 pm

Well, it can't be the Lusty Argonian Maid, because there are tragically no more spears to polish.

Bu... but there are other things to polish! Like swords, and staves, and daggers! (size doesn't matter...)

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 11:25 am

It will probably be the Lusty Argonian Maid again. I definitely remember it from Morrowind, can't recall with the other games, but it will most likely be the same.

The Lusty Argonian Maid is a play written by one Crassius Curio, a character from Morrowind. First game it appeared in.

In Daggerfall, the really naughty book would have been The Real Barenziah. (Daggerfall's version is uncensored, and includes things like a six scene between our favorite dark elf and a Khajiit)

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 8:12 am

Bu... but there are other things to polish! Like swords, and staves, and daggers! (size doesn't matter...)

and battleaxes...

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 5:05 pm

The blonde tavern wench in the first sceenshot that came out.

And there should be detailed charcoal drawnings along with it.

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 6:15 am

I want mah kitteh porms!

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 6:58 pm

I think having a lusty dragon story would be fitting, but the Lusty Argonian Maid should stay in the game to keep with the tradition that has been made out of it in the last two games.

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 6:46 am

and battleaxes...

Ouch... That's got to be worse than barbs...

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 12:53 pm

Dunmer were always known to be quite promiscuous.

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 5:42 am

Sorry I couldn't vote because I wanted to choose dwemer!

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 11:30 am

Adoring fan pron.